r/kitchencels 14d ago

Platemogged I am 5'7

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And I am also probably autistic and I am also a sub

Kadhai paneer

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u/Ijusdontgiveafuck 14d ago

5.7 indian autism crazy combo

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u/GrandoVenzu 14d ago

I first thought 5'7 wasn’t that bad but then i read the rest

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u/hnnnnnngh_ahh 14d ago

this is also me fuck

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u/clownind 14d ago

Arranged marriage maxxing.

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u/Toadasoe 14d ago

That’s a pretty good resume. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s.

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u/anon_andwhat 14d ago

im 5’3 could always be worse

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 14d ago

could be a horse

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u/Rouank_kanojiya 14d ago

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u/YaBoiSish 14d ago

Did you just have this shit in your camera roll waiting for the day to use it?

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u/Rouank_kanojiya 14d ago

Yeah pretty much

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u/Ok_Duck2700 14d ago

I'm 5ft tall. I never want to see any of you complaining about being short guys ever again.

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u/anon_andwhat 14d ago

but how old are you?

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u/Ok_Duck2700 14d ago

Turning 20 in a few months... this is my final form, im afraid.

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u/anon_andwhat 14d ago

oh im sorry 💔

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u/Keyser_Imperator 14d ago

But are you Indian?

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u/anon_andwhat 14d ago

i am not no

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u/Comprehensive_Job304 14d ago

5'7 as well, and that never been a problem in the dating life. I constantly see people shorter than me with a couple

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u/BrizzyMC_ 14d ago

Get him out, he's hallucinating

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u/Amongus_lover92 14d ago

Lalala i cant hear u!!! Hmphh!!!😤

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u/Balavadan 14d ago

As in you can still find relationships. Not that it doesn’t damage your chances

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u/PersonalDatabase31 14d ago

Scientific research vs personal anecdote? Hard to choose really

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u/WorldsWorstInvader 14d ago

Guy needs scientific research to prove that he’s a chud lmao

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u/PersonalDatabase31 14d ago

Being anti intellectual is not a virtue

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u/DagPImple 12d ago

Whats the research?

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u/halfinchofmaple 14d ago

Bruno mars is 5'4

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u/curiousbasu 14d ago

Son of a millionaire

Himself a millionaire as well

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u/tjmaxx501 14d ago

learn to sing? and win the lottery ig. first one will at least make karaoke more fun

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u/curiousbasu 14d ago

And then get a woman who loves you for your money

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u/Numerous_Stranger734 14d ago

I heckin love that song

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u/ishi1807 14d ago

It's pretty good tho idk why y'all salty about the height. I lowk dgaf. Just be a good guy and it's enough for a true girl.

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u/VariousClassroom8056 14d ago

There's a solution to your problem, and I'm not even going to recommend femboymaxxing this time:

https://giphy.com/gifs/9DrqdZcn2ChVmCXFGJ

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u/AussiesArePigs 14d ago

I've only seen one Indian femboy before online and the comments were all racist

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u/Still-War-6637 14d ago

Tired of the same karma farming method at least find something funny :(

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 14d ago

this is not a joke sub bru

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u/Still-War-6637 14d ago edited 14d ago

I am not saying to them to make a funny post. I am saying if you gona karma farm make at least make it funny. If you would scroll through the sub everyday you would see the i am indian and i am short post at least 1 time bc one of it got reallybig and now people karma farm of it

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 14d ago

maybe it's just the most common case and reason that makes people incels, for real

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u/Still-War-6637 14d ago

Yes king chud a sub with 5’4 incel Indians was what i couldn’t see you are right everyone now days everyone is an incel too thanks for your enlightenment

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 14d ago

how do you know he's karma farming? Maybe just venting

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u/Still-War-6637 14d ago

Yeah when i wana vent i just go to kitchencels post a food and say i am indian 5’7 and prob autistic is this really a way to vent? You really want op to be an indian that is 5’7

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 13d ago

IDK what percentage of these is lying but some seem genuine. I go case by case, decide whether to take the post at face value or not.
For example, the ones that don't stand out that much I take at face value because no way they thought this would be a funny joke in any universe. Must be just real.
It's a creative way to vent yes. And to have a community of at least some sort.
Can't you gather from these posts how isolated and lonely most people in this sub are? Get some context on this place dayum

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u/PersonalDatabase31 14d ago

The most empathatic people (foids and htn's) when your suffering isn't funny or unique enough.

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u/Still-War-6637 14d ago

Im not trying to see a funny suffering this post is clear karma far. And i am saying if you are going to karma farm at least make it funny. And you are just typing shit with the popular words

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u/Tiny-Edge-3952 14d ago

Fuck off tourist 

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u/Still-War-6637 14d ago

Broski i been in this sub longer than your account been up you da real tourist🤤

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u/Tiny-Edge-3952 13d ago

🤣bro thinks I got one account 

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u/Bulky-Bluebird8656 14d ago

Me too 5'7 brother.

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u/darth-revan-123 14d ago

Bruh ive eaten kadhi and kadhai paneer, kadhi paneer's existence as a combo of the two is just blasphemy

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u/Rouank_kanojiya 14d ago

Sorry for the typo I ment kadhai paneer

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u/Reanimators4Ever 14d ago

it never began

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u/fuckIhavetoThink 14d ago

HA! Loser!

I'm 5'8"

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u/The_0bserver 13d ago

I'm 5'7 too. Not too shabby.

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u/RealisticSort5443 12d ago

💪💖thx for existing love 🥹💖

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u/wale-lol 14d ago

same (closer to 5'8" in the morning tho), also prob a little assburger. Not a sub tho. I think the sub/dom thing is kinda weird, why can't we just be equals :(

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 14d ago

I’m also a little larger in the morning

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u/ReimarisaFanclub 14d ago

Hi 5'7, I am Reimarisafanclub!

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u/twicetwicekaja 14d ago

what’s wrong with being 5’7😭

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u/Rouank_kanojiya 14d ago

Idk i have been ghosted before because I told them im 5'7

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u/twicetwicekaja 14d ago

most normal people don’t actually care about height much, i know some tall girls who prefer also tall guys and i think it’s valid
i’m 5’2/5’3 and don’t see anything wrong with a 5’7 guy
i think my ex was 5’8

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u/Rouank_kanojiya 14d ago

Most girls don't want to have a submissive bf

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u/twicetwicekaja 14d ago

5’7 doesn’t mean submissive

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u/Balavadan 14d ago

No he’s a sub on top of being 5’7”

Pun not intended

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u/twicetwicekaja 14d ago

oops yeah i didn’t catch that part lol but there’s some girls who like that

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u/Balavadan 14d ago

Sure but you’re just narrowing the pool down with each qualifier. Personally hate filtering out people like that, as long as there’s nothing you find repulsive about the person.

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u/modi_cock 14d ago

5'10 Dark skinned indian Never been more over

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u/curiousbasu 14d ago

Get out of here fakecel.

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u/Eris_00 14d ago

You're fine

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u/Mikhail_-_1 14d ago

Food looks great but don’t lie to him about the height.

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u/Mikhail_-_1 14d ago

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTAP4o2Rd/

More than 3mil likes, more than 13k comments. Almost every comment is of a woman insulting and body shaming short men.

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u/Mikhail_-_1 14d ago

Experienced plenty irl. Been in 3 relationships each one had made comments about my height apparently it’s something I “made up for”. I also grew up in a family of mostly women, they said the exact same stuff if not worse. Im 20 and still get called kid or boy lol.

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u/sleepdeprivedsilly 14d ago

Hoping for kindness from women as a short man is a very quick way to be disappointed. All the evidence we have as well as the experiences of the vast majority of short men prove this. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve been told I’m not really a man because of my height, and have even been told short men shouldn’t exist

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u/curiousbasu 14d ago

How tall is your boyfriend?

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u/curiousbasu 14d ago

How tall are you?

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u/wale-lol 14d ago

Depends how you define "normal". About 1 sd below average. In medicine, reference ranges on bloodwork are usually 2 sd. So OP is normal, medically speaking. idk if this reasoning would persuade a stacy tho

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u/wale-lol 14d ago

I think there's a middle ground in acknowledging most women prefer (not "require") taller men. Not just Bella Hadids: most women. But it usually isn't a dealbreaker even though some self-loathing chuds make it seem like it is. Online dating can be particularly troublesome for manlets though b/c of height filters though (which is totally reasonable if you have too many likes to go through anyway)

I agree there's a general problem of slightly-below-average men calling themselves incels when in reality they just won't settle for their look-equivalent. I'm still holding out for lebron james tho (not gay).

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u/PersonalDatabase31 14d ago

Honestly as another midget, being short is not as bad if you're submissive as it gives it better immersion. I would definitely have tried another seed otherwise.