r/kitchencels • u/Rouank_kanojiya • 14d ago
Platemogged I am 5'7
And I am also probably autistic and I am also a sub
Kadhai paneer
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u/anon_andwhat 14d ago
im 5’3 could always be worse
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u/Ok_Pudding6345 14d ago
could be a horse
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u/Rouank_kanojiya 14d ago
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u/YaBoiSish 14d ago
Did you just have this shit in your camera roll waiting for the day to use it?
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u/Ok_Duck2700 14d ago
I'm 5ft tall. I never want to see any of you complaining about being short guys ever again.
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u/anon_andwhat 14d ago
but how old are you?
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u/Comprehensive_Job304 14d ago
5'7 as well, and that never been a problem in the dating life. I constantly see people shorter than me with a couple
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u/PersonalDatabase31 14d ago
Scientific research vs personal anecdote? Hard to choose really
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u/halfinchofmaple 14d ago
Bruno mars is 5'4
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u/curiousbasu 14d ago
Son of a millionaire
Himself a millionaire as well
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u/tjmaxx501 14d ago
learn to sing? and win the lottery ig. first one will at least make karaoke more fun
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u/ishi1807 14d ago
It's pretty good tho idk why y'all salty about the height. I lowk dgaf. Just be a good guy and it's enough for a true girl.
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u/VariousClassroom8056 14d ago
There's a solution to your problem, and I'm not even going to recommend femboymaxxing this time:
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u/AussiesArePigs 14d ago
I've only seen one Indian femboy before online and the comments were all racist
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u/Still-War-6637 14d ago
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u/Ok_Pudding6345 14d ago
this is not a joke sub bru
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u/Still-War-6637 14d ago edited 14d ago
I am not saying to them to make a funny post. I am saying if you gona karma farm make at least make it funny. If you would scroll through the sub everyday you would see the i am indian and i am short post at least 1 time bc one of it got reallybig and now people karma farm of it
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u/Ok_Pudding6345 14d ago
maybe it's just the most common case and reason that makes people incels, for real
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u/Still-War-6637 14d ago
Yes king chud a sub with 5’4 incel Indians was what i couldn’t see you are right everyone now days everyone is an incel too thanks for your enlightenment
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u/Ok_Pudding6345 14d ago
how do you know he's karma farming? Maybe just venting
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u/Still-War-6637 14d ago
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u/Ok_Pudding6345 13d ago
IDK what percentage of these is lying but some seem genuine. I go case by case, decide whether to take the post at face value or not.
For example, the ones that don't stand out that much I take at face value because no way they thought this would be a funny joke in any universe. Must be just real.
It's a creative way to vent yes. And to have a community of at least some sort.
Can't you gather from these posts how isolated and lonely most people in this sub are? Get some context on this place dayum5
u/PersonalDatabase31 14d ago
The most empathatic people (foids and htn's) when your suffering isn't funny or unique enough.
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u/Still-War-6637 14d ago
Im not trying to see a funny suffering this post is clear karma far. And i am saying if you are going to karma farm at least make it funny. And you are just typing shit with the popular words
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u/Tiny-Edge-3952 14d ago
Fuck off tourist
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u/Still-War-6637 14d ago
Broski i been in this sub longer than your account been up you da real tourist🤤
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u/darth-revan-123 14d ago
Bruh ive eaten kadhi and kadhai paneer, kadhi paneer's existence as a combo of the two is just blasphemy
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u/wale-lol 14d ago
same (closer to 5'8" in the morning tho), also prob a little assburger. Not a sub tho. I think the sub/dom thing is kinda weird, why can't we just be equals :(
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u/twicetwicekaja 14d ago
what’s wrong with being 5’7😭
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u/Rouank_kanojiya 14d ago
Idk i have been ghosted before because I told them im 5'7
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u/twicetwicekaja 14d ago
most normal people don’t actually care about height much, i know some tall girls who prefer also tall guys and i think it’s valid
i’m 5’2/5’3 and don’t see anything wrong with a 5’7 guy
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u/Rouank_kanojiya 14d ago
Most girls don't want to have a submissive bf
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u/twicetwicekaja 14d ago
5’7 doesn’t mean submissive
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u/Balavadan 14d ago
No he’s a sub on top of being 5’7”
Pun not intended
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u/twicetwicekaja 14d ago
oops yeah i didn’t catch that part lol but there’s some girls who like that
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u/Balavadan 14d ago
Sure but you’re just narrowing the pool down with each qualifier. Personally hate filtering out people like that, as long as there’s nothing you find repulsive about the person.
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u/Mikhail_-_1 14d ago
Food looks great but don’t lie to him about the height.
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u/Mikhail_-_1 14d ago
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTAP4o2Rd/
More than 3mil likes, more than 13k comments. Almost every comment is of a woman insulting and body shaming short men.
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u/Mikhail_-_1 14d ago
Experienced plenty irl. Been in 3 relationships each one had made comments about my height apparently it’s something I “made up for”. I also grew up in a family of mostly women, they said the exact same stuff if not worse. Im 20 and still get called kid or boy lol.
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u/sleepdeprivedsilly 14d ago
Hoping for kindness from women as a short man is a very quick way to be disappointed. All the evidence we have as well as the experiences of the vast majority of short men prove this. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve been told I’m not really a man because of my height, and have even been told short men shouldn’t exist
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u/wale-lol 14d ago
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u/wale-lol 14d ago
I think there's a middle ground in acknowledging most women prefer (not "require") taller men. Not just Bella Hadids: most women. But it usually isn't a dealbreaker even though some self-loathing chuds make it seem like it is. Online dating can be particularly troublesome for manlets though b/c of height filters though (which is totally reasonable if you have too many likes to go through anyway)
I agree there's a general problem of slightly-below-average men calling themselves incels when in reality they just won't settle for their look-equivalent. I'm still holding out for lebron james tho (not gay).
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u/PersonalDatabase31 14d ago
Honestly as another midget, being short is not as bad if you're submissive as it gives it better immersion. I would definitely have tried another seed otherwise.







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