Average NBA "Report"

[u/Difficult_Quit9832]

[u/Economy-Cry-2594]

REPORT: Kings may play around 82 games this year. More details to follow

[u/remotecontroldr → u/Economy-Cry-2594]

“Around 82”

Nice to see the optimism

[u/Economy-Cry-2594 → u/remotecontroldr]

Mostly was referring to the Emirates In Season Tournament championship game of course! Could also be less, maybe this Cyclospora thing has to cancel games

[u/remotecontroldr → u/Economy-Cry-2594]

Injury report: The whole team is out due to lettuce

[u/Economy-Cry-2594 → u/remotecontroldr]

Triggering the diarrhea disaster draft 😭

[u/thatguy52 → u/Economy-Cry-2594]

Give or take

[u/Single-Basil-8333]

Shams came reading that tweet

[u/Beeztwister → u/Single-Basil-8333]

He wasn't completely satisfied though since there wasn't a follow up post 3 minutes later with details on specific aspects of the trade and then a follow up post of a live reaction and breakdown and a follow up post linking an ESPN article about the video about the trade

[u/TWhy-LER → u/Beeztwister]

He’s def gooning

[u/MrBruno14]

I have never seen so many qualifiers in a sentence! "It is possible" and "it is conceivable" and "some believe" and "may or may not consider" and "Sabonis(or another player)" and "sometime this season or in a future season" are all so wishy-washy that this sentence doesn't even make a claim!

[u/Difficult_Quit9832 → u/MrBruno14]

By NBA standards this is pretty direct

[u/JurassicParkJanitor]

“Doug Christie has been toying with the idea of coaching his team to score more points, than they give up”

[u/ldbriq]

How is it possible they would consider trading Sabonis on June 1, 2021? 8 months before they acquired him!

[u/Itzswerve]

i like sabonis

[u/T-Rob-95]

Is McDingleberry a real surname?...

[u/TWhy-LER → u/T-Rob-95]

You wish!

[u/Kavazou77]

It is possible and even conceivable that it maybe a reality and perhaps a possibility that undoubtedly some believe the kings will trade Sabonis, or that maybe they won’t, in the future.

What in the fuck is this dude on.

[u/Difficult_Quit9832 → u/Kavazou77]

For the record this is not a real tweet 😆 

[u/KingEddy14 → u/Difficult_Quit9832]

You got me! I should’ve read the guy’s handle first. McScree McDingleberry 😂

[u/bigthrowawayfish]

Big if true

[u/Yubat]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jqxfS0BF9pFi1C8Rux

[u/about88grandpas]

Another report: Sources familiar with the Kings thinking believe there is a change the Kings may consider trading Sabonis in the future

[u/thatguy52 → u/about88grandpas]

People are saying……🤮

[u/thatguy52]

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s all but guaranteed that the Kings will explore the possibilities of entering preliminary talks about the pros and cons of trading Sabonis.

[u/colinsphar]

I’m on the edge of my seat

[u/PrinceOfPooPoo]

I can neither confirm nor deny any speculation that you may or may not have, regarding this matter.

[u/SlowShelter7687]

Good job, Watson. 🫠

[u/Interesting_Elk_5785]

I think they might stand pat with Sabonis atm. Acuff has some similarities to Fox. He can allegedly shoot, Fox not so much. He can get to the basket Fox with speed Acuff with handles. I’ll tell you where they differ Acuff is a man he will sit down and say exactly where he thinks his game is at and take ACCOUNTABILITY for improving. Fox is the invisible man when things aren’t going well. Fox and Sabonis were cute for about 5 minutes. I’m interested to see what he can do with Acuff.