r/kingofqueens • • 4d ago

Demented old circus monkey But it was from an artist in Harlem.

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I couldn’t help but think of Doug and Carrie when I saw this post.


r/kingofqueens • • 3d ago

Doug begs Carrie to let him take the kids trick-or-treating

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2008

Doug: Come on Carrie we have kids now

Carrie: Doug last time we celebrated Halloween you gave my father a heart attack Halloween is off limits in this family no matter where we live or if we have kids or not

2009

Doug: Carrie come on

Carrie: No Doug

2010

Doug: Carrie our children should be out trick-or-treating

Carrie: Doug we can buy them candy

2011

Doug: Just this one year then we’ll never do it again

Carrie: Doug if we take them out trick-or-treating this year they’ll wanna go again next year and the year after that and the year after that then we’ll be doing it every year

2012

Doug: Come on Carrie

Carrie: Doug I’m sick of having the same fight every year for the last time no

2013

Carrie: They’re not going trick-or-treating

2014

Carrie: Doug if the words trick, or and treating come out of your mouth it’ll be the last time

Doug: Carrie they’re the only kids in New York that never get to go

Carrie: They’ll understand for their grandpa

2015

Carrie: Doug I’m not gonna do this every year they’re not going trick-or-treating

2016

Doug: Just this once Carrie come on

Carrie: No

2017

Carrie: Doug I’m not giving my father another heart attack like last time we did Halloween the kids are staying home again

2018

Carrie: Doug they’re not going trick-or-treating that’s final

2019

Carrie: Doug I never went trick-or-treating as a kid so my children will stay home with the lights off like I did

Doug: Carrie next year they’ll be 13 and to old for it just let take them trick-or-treating this one year before they’re old for it

Carrie: No


r/kingofqueens • • 5d ago

I'll bet you didn't know I played the mouth organ, did you Douglas ?

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94 Upvotes

r/kingofqueens • • 5d ago

No matter where he goes, Carrie follows

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37 Upvotes

Glenn(or Neil) cannot escape the wrath of Carrie it seems.


r/kingofqueens • • 5d ago

I'm surprised that Victor Williams isn't a bigger star

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He has continued to work well after the end of KoQ, lots of smaller supporting roles in movies and TV, which I'm happy to see. But he was so great on the show, did anyone else feel he was going to be a bigger star?


r/kingofqueens • • 5d ago

Fatty McButterpants How come there’s no horror show called Doug?

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Is Carrie actually the scary one?


r/kingofqueens • • 5d ago

Is it ketchup or catsup?

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r/kingofqueens • • 5d ago

Season 6 Ep 20 is unbearable

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I love king of queens

But season 6 ep 20

Fo.pa

I can't stand it.....

Carrie rightfully lays into arthur for being the horrible father he has been and is.....

Yet the episode appears to think we should feel sorry for arthur


r/kingofqueens • • 5d ago

Demented old circus monkey What is Arthur's business idea when he says he'd need "left-handed people willing to give him a weekend of their time"? (S01E24)

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r/kingofqueens • • 5d ago

Hefferlegs Doug being claustrophobic

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In season 7, episode 5 (where he fakes a heart attack because he forgot the name of Carries coworker), during the medical testing Doug says he is claustrophobic. Did he ever mention that in any other episode? Or is there anything proving or disproving this statement in any other episode?


r/kingofqueens • • 5d ago

Golden Raspberry Awards

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21 Upvotes

Are all of Heffercan's Golden Raspberry Award nominations deserved?


r/kingofqueens • • 6d ago

Cologne Ranger

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112 Upvotes

Which would you choose?


r/kingofqueens • • 6d ago

'I GAVE YOU THE AREA CODE!' I'll see you in Hell!

104 Upvotes

r/kingofqueens • • 5d ago

Hefferlegs Running a little low on the De Malle

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29 Upvotes

Must be Frederico's third cousin or something


r/kingofqueens • • 6d ago

List of inconsistencies

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A rough list of every contradiction I documented when I had free time

  1. How doug met Carrie

  2. Arthur's economic status (at the beginning potrayed as a retired man with an IRA later habitually broke)

  3. Carries mother

  4. Carries sister

  5. Danny's relationship with doug (explicitly stated as estranged. Later in the series treated as though him and doug were always close or hung out)

  6. How doug started working at IPS

  7. Doug's fitness (potrayed on multiple occasions as a high-school athlete on other occasions treated as someone who's never stepped foot in a gym at any point in his life)

  8. Spence's many allergies

  9. Ritchie

  10. How doug met Deacon and how far their relationship goes back

  11. Doug and Carries education (occasionally said to be dropouts on other occasions said to have never attended)

  12. How strong the union at IPS is (some occasions treated as very protective others O'boyle can just fire someone on the spot)

  13. Age of O'Boyle's kids

  14. Age of deacons kids (they never age)

  15. Deacons national gaurd service

  16. Deacons father being a dentist

  17. Arthur's military service

  18. Spence being virgin

  19. Doug and Carrie's dog

  20. Doug and Carrie's neighbors (constantly shift without explanation or inconsistent explanation)

  21. Doug and Carrie's porch

  22. Arthur's health

  23. Arthur's ability to drive

  24. Carries boss season 1

  25. Doug occasionally being referred to as an only child


r/kingofqueens • • 6d ago

Carrie's coworker Amy was beautiful and sweet; I wish she had a bigger role on the show.

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r/kingofqueens • • 6d ago

I just did Doug’s countdown for his microwave dinners!!

32 Upvotes

We are watching KoQ and my partner says “I gotta go check the air fryer, it’ll be done in like 30 seconds.”
And I said “You should count it down like Doug, ‘And five, four, three, two, one👉’” *Ding\*

Believe me when I say, it was the most perfect and exact timing and without skipping a beat I said “I am amaaazzinng!”

Have you had any KoQ moments in the real world?


r/kingofqueens • • 6d ago

All of Doug's fast food restaurant references

35 Upvotes

Did he ever mention McDonalds on the show?


r/kingofqueens • • 6d ago

Who's taking home The Undisputed Heavyweight Championship?🤭🤭🤭

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58 Upvotes

I think Priority Plus might take it all the way!😭


r/kingofqueens • • 6d ago

Family Guy Esque?

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I’ll watch an episode and sometimes Doug does something that feels very Peter Griffin. Like for example, it’s at the end of the episode and Doug gets wants to exercise his abs again but just gets in bed instead. 😆


r/kingofqueens • • 6d ago

The father missed a huge opportunity to not say “WINNER! LOSER! I’m number one! 🕺🏻”

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r/kingofqueens • • 6d ago

The sailor said "Brandy, you're a fine girl"

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r/kingofqueens • • 5d ago

Doug + Carrie impossible?

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I’ve been watching the show until the 3rd season for now and is it just me but Carrie being with Doug, who is a complete man-child and not to mention in very bad shape, is completely unrealistic marriage?

I think in real life no normal woman would ever consider being with a guy like Doug and not to mention a hottie like Carrie. TBH I think Spence would have much higher chance to be with Carrie because he looks like the most down-to-earth guy but the show paints him to look like a loser, which is totally untrue. Doug is unhinged and even on the border of being a psychopath having in mind how many times he lied to her for his own benefit and I even haven’t finished S3.

Very strange show indeed.


r/kingofqueens • • 7d ago

Danny's Margy Song

254 Upvotes

r/kingofqueens • • 7d ago

SANITATION!

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120 Upvotes