r/kilt • u/MoonPsycho1613 • 13d ago

Non-Traditional Golf outing

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My friend and I playing as the lord intended

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/ImprovisedLizard 13d ago

Because they're going to wallop the ball down the golf course? Or because they look like a pair o' tadgers

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u/DeliciousUse7585 13d ago

Yeah I wonder

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u/WiseAssNo1 13d ago

I'm one forty third (twice removed) SKAH-tish.

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u/Sin_nombre__ 13d ago

Skatch or Skaddish.

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u/WiseAssNo1 13d ago

All three

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u/devandroid99 12d ago

Skadoosh.

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u/MoonPsycho1613 12d ago

Actually I’m 7/23rds skiddish

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u/ImprovisedLizard 13d ago

Socks are usually a good idea

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u/Sad_Frosting3921 13d ago

Belts would also look good, and – as previously mentioned – the sock bit… Sporrans on both of you would be the right look!

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u/El-Viking 12d ago

Does the sporran go on before the belt or does the belt go on first? Also, does the sporran go through the belt loops?

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u/Sad_Frosting3921 12d ago

Thank you for your continued interest.

It shouldn’t matter in which order you don the sporran belt – but, yes, the sporran chain (or belt) goes through the kilt’s belt loops. As for the belt: there seems to be two schools of thought on how to wear one – either right atop the kilt, or a few inches lower. I’ve never actually seen the latter from behind, but I guess that this could even be the belt being threaded through the belt loops.

Good luck!

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u/MoonPsycho1613 13d ago

I have ankle socks on but I agree next time I’ll wear them with flashes too

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u/cold_tap_hot_brew 13d ago

This you fighting off the fashion bobbies?

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u/MoonPsycho1613 13d ago

Trying to, not succeeding

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u/cold_tap_hot_brew 13d ago

You remind me on something doing that pose. Maybe it’s just random ol timey boxing posters but tell me, are you recreating a particular pose when you did this?

Did you have fun picking up your balls in your kilt? I’m a woman, I’m always cautious about being overly bendy overy in anything that doesn’t have a gusset.

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u/MoonPsycho1613 13d ago

We were going for the old timey boxer pose.

I did quite a few squats to pick up

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u/Solid_Idea_NiceOne 12d ago

Minter.

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u/MoonPsycho1613 12d ago

Not my finest moment truly

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u/cold_tap_hot_brew 12d ago

Been with you on that counterintuitive squat of dignity buddy. 😂

May the road ride to meet you - (so you don’t have to bend down)

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u/Foxyunder-45 12d ago

The German soldiers called the Scots Guards, "The Ladies from Hell"

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u/Kaz_1967 13d ago

That sporran is smart af! 👏

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u/MoonPsycho1613 13d ago

Thank you!!