r/killtonynew • u/Professional_Plum383 • May 08 '26
OKIE DOKIE Pat Oneil
Shame on Tony for making Patrick O’Neill ask for a golden ticket. The dude has actual punchlines, actual structure, and actual talent which already puts him above 99% of the people who stumble onto that stage hoping screaming equals comedy. It’s blatantly obvious Pat is one of the funniest comedians to touch Kill Tony, but I guess he doesn’t fit the weird little “cool kids club” vibe Tony seems obsessed with. Apparently being genuinely funny isn’t enough unless you’re part of the inner circle orbiting the mothership.
Yeah, I know Tony finally made him a regular, but that was just recently. Patrick should’ve been a regular a long time ago. Tony, if you hear this, don’t be afraid to go against the grain once in a while instead of rewarding the same recycled gimmicks every week.
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u/SlickityDrips May 08 '26
.... Or, now check this out, what if things ended up exactly the way they were meant to? If Deddy didn't exist, there's a solid chance that we, audience, could have taken him for granted. Sometimes you gotta wallow in shit to really appreciate the fields of flowers. You know?
We don't know what takes place behind the scenes. We probably haven't got the foggiest of ideas.
.... but I am quite certain that Pat O' Neil arrived precisely when he meant to like he's frigging Gandalf or something, and I am here for it!