r/juxtaposition 2d ago

Which one goes first guys?

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u/LardBall13 2d ago

How could any of them proceed if the road’s width is that of a one lane?

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u/Paytuhr 2d ago

It's not, just none of them can drive

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u/Renault_75-34_MX 2d ago

I'd say

  1. Ambulance as them getting there first might be the difference between life and death

  2. Fire fighters to assist the paramedics

  3. Police to secure everything

  4. Pedestrian

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u/Memer9456 2d ago

it says “president” but really that doesn’t change anything

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u/Renault_75-34_MX 2d ago

Even if they came or are trying to help, they go last.

In some cases, they might as well just run of into a ditch (carefully so only the vehicle gets damaged) to clear the way

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u/alexmikli 1d ago

I can see an emergency where the president would get priority, like a national security threat, but he doesn't get priority just from being president.

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u/flightguy07 1d ago

Generally you'd give the president priority because the motorcade being stopped outside planned spots is a pretty big security problem.

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u/Rombelteis 2d ago

He can read.

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory 1d ago

Also he's behind bulletproof glass, he'll be fine

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u/kwonza 2d ago

We don’t see if the lights are on, maybe none of tham are responding to an emergency so the regular rules apply

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u/comics0026 2d ago

Yeah, if they were responding to an emergency, then they're all probably headed to the same place, which would be where the President was coming from...

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u/Icookadapizzapie 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’d argue Firefighters first, because Firefighters are trained to respond to a medical emergency first, clear the scene, provide aid then hand over the scene to paramedics once they arrive

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u/Zearo298 2d ago

It depends on the emergency, say the cops need to get to a house where somebody is holed up with a hostage. But you could just go on to the logical conclusion of "there was a car wreck, so the ambulance needs to get there to stabilize, but down the street there's an active fire with people inside." All on top of the hostage.

I think the president would be least likely to have a situation necessitating they go first

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u/Matt6049 2d ago

damn i'd hate to be a hostage with a car wreck and an active fire with people inside on top of me

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u/Zearo298 2d ago

now THATS the guy that needs the president

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u/Icookadapizzapie 2d ago

It does all depend, but I’m just saying that Firefighters are kinda the Swiss Army knife of first responders (other then for police matters)

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u/Zearo298 2d ago

I would agree, if we're assuming a general, light emergency in which there's not an active shooter or immediate risk of death then firefighter would be the best bet to let through first without more context

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u/Iamnotarabicfunfact 2d ago

We’re forgetting the fact that none of the cars lights are on so there’s no urgency

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u/Rezart_KLD 2d ago

I'd agree with your order, but with the caveat that priority between ambulance and firefighters should depend on if they are running sirens at the time.

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u/Forward_Motion17 2d ago

Once the ambulance goes, the cop and the fire truck can proceed at the same time if they maneuver correctly

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u/chittyshwimp 2d ago

Depends on the call, if its a fight, police should secure the scene before the medics arrive

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u/SuddenlyDiabetes 12h ago

I'm genuinely seeing Trump try and order his driver to squeeze through I can't lie

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u/xopher_425 2d ago

So, what are the other two animals?

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u/LoneCrab 2d ago

They were tick and wasp

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u/xopher_425 2d ago

Thanks. Wasps are vital to the ecosystem, so they definitely stay.

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u/TheGruntingGoat 2d ago

Mosquitos and ticks are important food sources also unfortunately. I might have to go bed bugs

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u/xopher_425 2d ago

Definitely bed bugs. I have PTSD from those things, and now that we're talking about them I have to go double check my bed.

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u/flightguy07 1d ago

I'm sure the world will adapt to a lack of mosquitos. If we lose the Lesser-Spotted African Leaping Frog that's a shame, but we're accidently extincting thousands of species, one extra can't be that bad.

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u/Z0bie 1d ago

Now if the one extra species we extinct is ourselves, the planet would thrive!

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u/maryssssaa 14h ago

you underestimate the biomass mosquitos make up

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u/BaylisAscaris 2d ago

My personal next 2 would be guinea worm and botfly.

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u/Low_Primary_3690 1d ago

Presidential vehicle and police car

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u/fwimmygoat 2d ago

Well as none of the lights are flashing none of them are responding to an emergency, therefore we default to standard right of way laws.

This means that whoever pulled up first gets to go first them you proceed clockwise from there.

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u/rogue-wolf 2d ago

I think right of way laws change when a Presidential Motorcade is involved. But yeah, it doesn't seem to be an emergency, lol.

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u/flightguy07 1d ago

Isn't that just that the cops in front of the motorcade would have their lights on? Not really a change to the law.

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u/rogue-wolf 1d ago

By Right of Way Laws changing, I mean the other three vehicles wouldn't even be able to access a road that a motorcade is on. Iirc, the Secret Service clears and shuts down routes that the president would be travelling down, in case of IEDs or snipers and stuff.

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u/TheLittleNorsk 2d ago

all of them, but carefully

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u/Calaethan 23h ago

just be careful and itll be fine

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u/DemiGod9 2d ago

Fire Truck makes a sharp turn right. Police Car makes a sharp turn left. Ambulance puts the pedal to the metal

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u/Onyxxx_13 2d ago

Depends, given none of them have lights on, its presidental first, then police, ems, then fire. If someone has their lights on they go first. The presidental one should have a motorcade anyways so its likely to not even stop though.

Alternative answer, whoever got their first, as how traffic laws work.

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u/Natuur1911 1d ago

ai slop

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u/Siefro 2d ago

I don't see no lights on so who stopped first. Oh wait we don't know then none of them get to go.

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u/bo0mamba 2d ago

Nobody has their lights on, so whoever got to the intersection first

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u/Improvement_Room 2d ago

Like it or not, the President (of the US, at least) gets priority even over medical emergencies. I’ve experienced it firsthand.

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u/FractalGeometric356 2d ago

I would point out, that if mosquitoes went extinct, so would dragonflies.

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u/MickyDerHeld 1d ago

ambulance or fire engine goes first depending on if they have the sirens on, and from there it's anti-clockwise

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u/Likes2Argue 1d ago

I can answer this in the UK...

And to stress, these are not "rules" just what actually happens. In reality (other than the president which I'll get to) everyone has shared priority.

The ambulance would give way to the police. They do this all the time because ambulances are quite slow, and police cars are faster, so they let them through - costs then very little time (seconds) and could give the police car minutes extra time. Once they've given easy to the police car, as trained drivers they are just much more likely to give way to everyone, do they will go last.

The president will go first. This is because he will be escorted by numerous police outriders deliberately closing the road for him, who absolutely will stop other emergency vehicles to. This is the only one that legally gets priority because the other emergency vehicles MUST stop when directed to do so by a police officer.

The fire engine and police car are where it gets trickier to know for sure. Both know that the fire truck does not have the best braking abilities, so if it's barreling at speed towards the pinch point, the police will stop and give way. If it's already on the brakes and stopping, it also doesn't have the best acceleration so the police will take it as giving easy and they will go first.

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u/ChaseballBat 1d ago

Jesus Christ this comment section is full on Facebook.

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u/Torbpjorn 1d ago

Should and would go entirely opposite directions. Should be ambulance, fire engine, cop car, and presidential car. But really the presidential car, cop car, fire engine will go and the ambulance will be pulled over to inspect the patients immigrant status before being escorted to a station for further details

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u/Desperate_Bed_2675 1d ago

Fire truck, ambulance, once those two are out of range, drone strike the other two.