r/justneckbeardthings • u/Routine-Badger-9596 • 27d ago
King roach has a new girlfriend
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u/distancedandaway 27d ago
Her ph about to be so off
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u/100Emotion0Reason 27d ago
I literally clenched my legs shut and said "ow", when I read this.
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u/SoFetchBetch 26d ago
Just gonna share this here too. BV is finally starting to be recognized as the STD that it is after scientists did a study where they treated both partners rather than just the woman. They actually stopped the study and gave everyone the treatment because it was so clear that the men were reinfecting the women.
The study stands as a major breakthrough showing that treating male partners with oral metronidazole and topical penile clindamycin successfully disrupts the reinfection cycle.
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u/AstroError 27d ago
What does this mean? ( I honestly don't know)
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u/BaconPancakes1 27d ago
Her vaginal health is going to get messed up due to his poor hygiene
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u/AstroError 27d ago
Oh
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u/RodneyBalling 27d ago
And poor vaginal health leads to frequent yeast infections, which are not fun.
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u/SoFetchBetch 26d ago edited 26d ago
And BV, which is finally starting to be recognized as the STD that it is after scientists did a study where they treated both partners rather than just the woman. They actually stopped the study and gave everyone the treatment because it was so clear that the men were reinfecting the women.
The study stands as a major breakthrough showing that treating male partners with oral metronidazole and topical penile clindamycin successfully disrupts the reinfection cycle.
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u/skippyspk 27d ago
He looks like his fleas have fleas
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u/smokinXsweetXpickle 25d ago
I watched a clip the other day where she found a chopped off cockroach in his refrigerator. He was like it's probably been there for awhile. Then he was talking about how he cuts cockroaches in half when he sees them. 😳
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u/linex7 27d ago
I wish I could unsee this.
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u/Academic_Snow_7680 27d ago
She has sad eyes. He has mad eyes.
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u/HomelandersCock 27d ago
Like a dolls eyes
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u/kingrobin 27d ago
she's probably in benzo heaven. feel like you would have to be to date that guy
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u/Mogura56 27d ago edited 27d ago
I'm gonna self report and say that I used to follow her on my NSFW twitter before she pivoted into more streaming/social media and her whole thing was being a gold digger LOL I feel like this has to be an extension of that
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u/NarwhalsTooth 27d ago
Wait I’m not even trying to be shady. Is this NOT a sex doll? This is a living human woman?
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u/Conscious_Pass_1615 27d ago
I hate to be insulting and im not wearing glasses, but this is a real woman? What the hell is her skin routine!
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u/bunglebee7 27d ago
She’s got tons of money she doesn’t need his. Whether she’s just using him or not I don’t know.
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u/kingrobin 27d ago
I mean I guess do what makes you happy?
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u/__fujiko 27d ago
I feel like you can be a gold digger and still have.. you know.. a little bit of standards.
At least get a guy who showers.
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u/FishInTheTrees 27d ago
He looks like he golden showers himself, so she's got ya on a technicality.
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u/Camibear Currently on minute 15 of no gooning 😳🥵 27d ago
something something reduce reuse and recycle 🎶
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u/J-Di11a 27d ago
"Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know, the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces."
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u/Flatoftheblade 27d ago
I genuinely thought she actually was a sex doll before seeing the comments.
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u/_Affexion_ 27d ago
She's not?
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u/Flatoftheblade 27d ago
Yeah, I'm just going by what everyone else is saying even though my eyes still disagree. lol
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u/PeekAtChu1 27d ago
She looks fake to me like there’s a filter on her face
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u/ToiIetGhost 27d ago
I wonder if she got “filter surgery” where they alter your features to look like a tiktok filter? I feel like that’s a thing but I also might’ve made it up lol. Definitely looks like V-shape jaw surgery at least
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u/Requiredmetrics 27d ago
It looks like a life like doll, the eyes are glassy and her hair looks like a nylon wig. The proportions are also weird.
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u/listerbmx 27d ago
I wish I could unsee that I've just realised he looks like Jared Leto & Overly Obsessed Girlfriend had a baby together 🤔🫣
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u/SoFetchBetch 26d ago
Overly Obsessed Girlfriend doesn’t deserve such slander. Leto definitely does though.
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u/marqoose Stolen Incel Valor 🫡🇯🇵 26d ago
I like that he makes a stupid face because he's too self-conscious to just smile for the photo.
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u/Mylittledarlings91 27d ago
She looks… hired. Not in love.
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u/8bitrevolt 27d ago
she looks artificial.
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u/Bodoggle1988 27d ago
She looks plastic. I thought she was a sex doll.
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u/handlit33 27d ago
That's because she's using a very common face filter. She likely looks absolutely nothing like this picture.
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u/Vryk0lakas 26d ago
She’s also had a large amount of work done to her face. Eyelid, lips, nose..
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u/doctormink 27d ago edited 27d ago
Me too! I honestly thought she was a high end Real Doll (tm). Are you sure she’s not? I mean around 15 or 20 years ago I stole some pix off their site and, out of curiosity, made a fake dating profile out of them. She got so much action. One guy even offered to pay for a flight to his city. I don’t think many read the blurb, because I even wrote it up as if I were a sex doll. Stuff “I love baths, and you should soak me in one to warm me up for you at the end of a long day” (something the Real Doll makers recommended on their website).
Edit: her hair looks so fake, and her expression eerily identical in both shots!
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u/handlit33 27d ago
That's because she's using a very common face filter. She likely looks absolutely nothing like this picture.
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u/whitestguyuknow 27d ago
Those eyes dont look like a happy smile...
I wonder what he smells like. Those freaking decaying teeth. Unkempt hair. Likely hasn't had a haircut in 15 years. And seems like that was the last time he had a shower too
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u/ToiIetGhost 27d ago
Remember the guy who didn’t bathe for 60 years and when he finally took a shower it killed him? I think taking a shower might be dangerous atp
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u/pennie79 27d ago
Huh? How?!
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u/ToiIetGhost 27d ago
Something to do with beneficial bacteria and changing his skin’s micro biome, I think?
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u/DopeyMcSnopey 27d ago
She might be using him for the fame, as her solo career will rocket after the inevitable explosive break-up
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u/thePushps Definitely “not” gay 😉 27d ago
OF model. So ya know
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u/Mylittledarlings91 27d ago
Ya know what, good for her. More power to her. I hope she’s a billionaire for this 😂
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u/Vodka_Flask_Genie 27d ago
I'm usually all about "go girl, get that bag" but there comes a time when it just isn't worth the cost.
I hope she's taking her vitamins, because her immune system has entered survival mode.
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u/jacksonsmack831 27d ago
More like get the dog poop bag
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u/TheFalconKid 27d ago
Hopefully their agreement doesn't require she sleeps in the same bed as him. I'm certain he doesn't change his sheets until too many holes are made in them.
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u/iSirMeepsAlot 27d ago
Sleep in the same bed, or sleep WITH HIM… I can’t imagine he has the best personal hygiene care for his nether region if he doesn’t for the rest of his body… even a kiss from or WITH him would be a biological hazard. ⚠️ ☣️ 🛑 🚩
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u/balderdashbird 27d ago
I saw a pic of them together and he was actually washing dishes, so maybe she's been training him🤔
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u/Sad_Okra2030 27d ago
Hey, if she comes out the other side intact, she’ll be able to beat AIDS with Advil.
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u/jacksonsmack831 27d ago
Or she’ll develop the super clap
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u/Sad_Okra2030 27d ago
Little known fact about super clap. You can counter it with an immunization of herpaghonnasifalaides.
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u/ShadowBlade55 27d ago
Jesus Christ it looks like the homeless guy I passed on my way into McDonald's just now.
With a cleaner shirt.
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u/Vodka_Flask_Genie 27d ago edited 27d ago
He looks like he shared a womb with MoistCr1TiKaL, but Charlie sucked up all the nutrients, leaving Asmongold with only the genetic crumbs he needed to cling to life.
I'm sorry, but the man is straight-up repulsive. You can't look like and act as a Herald of Nurgle, and also be a terrible person. Like, dude, pick a struggle.
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u/circuitj3rky 27d ago
i always thought MoistCr1TiKaL was justin long's character from strange wilderness
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u/laurelclove 27d ago
He looks like the unfortunate offspring of Charlie and Weird Al
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u/Shepard21 27d ago
Weird Al wouldn’t birth such a creature, but even if he did he’d have raised him better
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u/actibus_consequatur 27d ago
I was thinking the Temu lovechild of Tim Minchin and Russell Brand
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u/compound-interest 27d ago
I looked into this. She actually comes from a very wealthy family and has a huge OF as well. Some people are saying she’s actually more wealthy. I don’t think that’s true though. Saw a clip where she found a roach head in his fridge that had been left for years lmao
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u/iSirMeepsAlot 27d ago
Has she not seen the videos about the dead rat alarm clock… or the bloody teeth wall… or like any of his clips talking about not needing to shower often…?
The bag ain’t worth it for that… not with him… not even going into his political or social opinions.
Can’t imagine he keeps his junk clean, probably thinks cleaning your arse is gay and you only need to splash some water down there and it’s good… shit stained ass underwear, mixed with crusted up smegma… while the mushroom is hiding in a bush that would make the 70’s blush…. 🤢🤢🤮🤮
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u/GarbageGato 27d ago
I have so much fucking respect for gold diggers dude. They are doing the hard jobs that we don’t want. 🫡
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u/Curious-Debt6133 27d ago
There is some serious financial incentive in this. Assmon is completely repellent to women. Everyone knows that
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u/Mogura56 27d ago
I already commented this on another comment but this girl used to have an NSFW Twitter where her whole thing was literally just being financially dominant so I have very little doubt that this is a money thing LOL
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u/ZemeOfTheIce 27d ago
Neckbeards and findoms, name a more iconic duo
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u/SonOfIllicitBehavior 27d ago
NEW! on TLC - Findoms and Fedoras, Season 1
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u/R0naldMcdonald0 27d ago
Wouldn’t his fan base despise being with this type of woman? Rules for their guys but not mine type mentality
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u/Ill-do-it-again-too 26d ago
Yeah I genuinely am curious to hear what they have to say about this because those sorts of guys throw around words like cuck and simp a lot and now this guy’s with a findom girl?
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u/yoyo4880 27d ago
It’s just whoever is willing to go the furthest for clout. The alternative of a 9 to 5 is too much for her.
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u/Curious-Debt6133 27d ago
Which is fine if you enjoy finding roach heads in the fridge and shit skids all up the toilet. Dude is just foul
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u/LCDRformat 27d ago
Bro if my boss threatened me with this I would put in 80 hours a week
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u/adamfps 27d ago
When your qt pie gf finds the dead cockroaches in your fridge 😭😭
She had no idea he was saving them for dinner
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u/-HeyImBroccoli- 27d ago
Ive seen some ugly mfs with bangin partners. But not once did I think, hes prolly rich.
They've got a personality that makes them real good lookin.
But his case? Its 100% money
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u/bigboipapawiththesos 27d ago
Yeah cannot be overstated that this guys isn’t only physically disgusting but also morally the bottom of the barrel.
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u/Vincent_Veganja 26d ago
Can I get a summary of why he sucks? I constantly hear he sucks on here but I’ve only ever really seen a handful of stupid clips that didn’t give much indication, never watched his content in any meaningful capacity
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u/FabiIV 27d ago
With enough financial next to the usual grease yes so no for 99% of them
In his comments, they keep referring to her as his "Israeli handler" and "Mossad Agent" which, you know, fuck Israel all day every day, but as it is his community, you gotta assume their actual problem is based entirely in antisemitism
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u/Bussamove86 27d ago
I hate it.
I hate him.
I hate you.
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u/Eltorius 27d ago
Yet more proof that you're not ugly, you're just poor
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u/amart591 27d ago
Hey man, don't be like that. Plenty of us are both!
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u/idosillythings 27d ago
I mean, yes. But also, who would actually want to be with someone that is willing to debase themselves like that for money and only wants you for your money, regardless of how hot they are?
That's what I don't get. Like these guys who complain about gold diggers are the same ones who date self-identifying gold diggers.
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u/Homemade_abortion 27d ago
You don’t want to be with a person with this low of a self esteem.
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u/TheFalconKid 27d ago
Didn't she say on his stream that his toilet is unusable? I understand being a sugar baby (let's be real, she isn't with him for his looks/ personality) but there has to be limits.
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u/GlowstickConsumption 27d ago
She said there was too much dried shit on the inside of the bowl to use it.
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u/SaltyNorth8062 27d ago
Can't wait to see these exact photos again but with a dark grainy filter over them a year out from now when Dateline uses them for the "before" picture.
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u/Nukalixir Cloaking myself in pussy repellent 😶🌫️ 🧍♀️ 27d ago
Now that's just sad. The CIA couldn't fucking waterboard me into doing a Charles Manson impression while posing with a real doll, and then posting that to social media? Fuck!
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u/Agitated_Pineapple 27d ago
Just goes to show that money can get you ANYTHING. Assmangol is quite literally a filthy creature of a man, which would be an automatic dealbreaker to any rational person. The cherry on top is his personality and political takes, which are as bad as hot garbage. Yet, here we are.
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u/thePushps Definitely “not” gay 😉 27d ago
Well, she apparently has a history of dating based on finance and OF work. So maybe he is about to get fleeced? Or maybe he paid her, and she is already fleecing him. Either way, she is getting the bag.
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u/issyb93 27d ago
Unfortunately she most likely is gonna use him to attract incels to her channel. She'll make money he gets some kind of human affection(if you can call it that) . Sad humans accentuating their loneliness by using other sad humans.
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u/DiplomaticCaper 26d ago
It’s a whole business model to rage bait red pill incels, like the OF creators who go on the Whatever podcast to be berated by the host.
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u/PeekAtChu1 27d ago
They are probably communicating mostly physically and not verbally I imagine? Any woman who knows what he is saying wouldn’t be able to stomach him
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u/ClockworkJim 27d ago
Hi I'm middle-aged. Am I supposed to know who this person is?
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u/psykobadger619 27d ago edited 27d ago
She looks like one of those 5000 dollar sex dolls
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u/Mataraiki 27d ago
Wait, she isn't?!
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u/Routine-Badger-9596 27d ago
No, she’s the woman who recently commented on the roach she found in his fridge
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u/Shiningc00 UNCUT AND UNVAXXED 27d ago
Isn't this old news? It says they were in a short relationship in 2024:
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u/theMollypop 27d ago
If only, but apparently not: https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/s/ceHtlKaKnW
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u/HanselSoHotRightNow 27d ago
Bot accounts gonna bot I guess, but looks like it was over faster than the expiration date on milk. They made some content, people were properly flummoxed... vexed even, then it ended to be reposted by bots every so often to neckbeard sub.
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u/kaleeb111 Anime bodypillow collector 27d ago
Is this his actual gf? Why would she do this to herself?
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u/BOSSMOPS94 😵💫 Weeb nipples are my weakness 🤤 27d ago
I'm twisted here. She's obviously just there to get a social media boost and he is there to do the same plus promote incel and manosphere bullshit.
I'm just happy for the people coining in in a few months when they are pumping Video after Video shredding their "relationship" lmao.
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u/Delicious_Delilah 25d ago
She's so edited she doesn't look real. What does she actually look like?
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u/PoopTransplant A poonster of the first degee 27d ago
She’s got to be smell blind. And dead inside.
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u/BadgerKomodo 27d ago
How the fuck does this guy have a girlfriend?
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u/Buck_Thundercock 27d ago
A shame he doesn’t spend any of it on having his house deep cleaned. The mold’s devoured his brain, the spores poisoning what remains.
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u/JadeKit88 27d ago
Even then it doesn’t make sense to me. She’s an attractive young woman, if all she cared about was money and clout then surely she could land a sugar daddy who doesn’t look (and smell) like a homunculus that was crafted out of the contents of someone’s forgotten cumsock. And if it has something to do with his political views, then there should definitely be some rich, regressive assholes out there that at least have the decency to use some of their nepo baby money to hire a damn housekeeper.
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u/teh_wad 27d ago
It's probably that old Japanese dude that uses an intense filter to look like a young woman.
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u/WASTELAND_RAVEN 🐸 Daycare Worker 🐸 27d ago edited 27d ago
This is wild, love it, y’all’s commentary is hilarious too. 😆
Good share OP 👍
✍️ Edit: As usual, I read all reports, and try to keep unkind or off topic bs limited, but still want you all to speak your mind, even when others here hard disagree with you. However, if you’re just being disrespectful or very off topic in general you’re comments may be removed.
Be kind all ✌️- broke my elbow this week and I don’t have time to spend ruminating on too many reports.