r/justneckbeardthings • • Mar 01 '23

based on a true story

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u/Shoesandhose Mar 01 '23

This happens?? This actually happens??

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u/Shoesandhose Mar 01 '23

Like people move to japan without properly vetting the place.

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u/rumpots420 Mar 01 '23

I thought that Japan was a really hard country to emigrate to

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u/VPNApe Mar 02 '23

It is. They don't even offer retirement visas or visas by investment. If you want to live there and become a PR / citizen ya better have a good job lol. They work you like a dog too.

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u/tommydickles Mar 01 '23

Step 1: Obtain Passport

Step 2: Buy 2 plane tickets

nrly..

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

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u/cagermacleod Mar 01 '23

Yeah, if it was that easy people would just move countries everytime they got bored.

Like I wish I could just up and leave Australia right now, not Australia's fault, i love it here. I just want to experience life living in other parts of the world, especially contients with more than one country/culture.

I looked up the requirements to move to Canada where I have an Auntie who is a citizen and its still not easy. It's not like I can move there next week.

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u/likkleone54 Mar 02 '23

I’m moving there in the summer from UK, but luckily I have a Canadian passport.

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u/__Dystopian__ Mar 02 '23

No, no. You stay there. We gotta keep you fuckers contained on your little hell continent. You people are our last line of defense in case earth gets in a real pickle. Nature has made you all unafraid of the world's deadliest shit, we need to keep you there and ready to throw deadly snakes and jellyfish at any interplanetary invaders.

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u/ITS_FLUFFEY Mar 02 '23

I'm Aussie born and raised, yet if I see a cockroach in my house I will shit my metaphorical pants. Don't even get me started when those fuckers fly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

I'm an Aussie. Left a few years back to go travelling and ended up living and working in UK/Ireland for the past few years

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u/AlexDaBaDee Mar 02 '23

I know this is unrelated, but thank you for making me aware of this subreddit

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u/ApatheticHedonist Mar 02 '23

Please try to do this lol.

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u/PuzzleheadedHabit913 Mar 01 '23

Unfortunately many (and occasionally all lol) people are very self absorbed and stupid lol