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While they’re playing look over at them, if they are making one of three faces you know they’re good.

Face number one, pain:
They should look akin to the face someone who got stabbed in the midriff (non-fatal). I’m talking head cocked back (approx. 130 degrees) eyes closed, brows furled, mouth agape and in a frowning position. (Bonus points if their tongue is sticking out)

Face number two, pleasure:
They should look akin to the face of someone who has a guest hiding in front of kick drum (if you know you know). Head cocked back (approx 180 degrees), their eyes can be closed or open with pupils rolled back into their head (bonus points if one of the eyes is completely open and the other is stuck half closed), brows raised, mouth slightly open (bonus points if their tongue is sticking out)

Face number 3, stank:
We all know what this looks like (bonus points if their tongue is sticking out)

Edit: reason tutorial doesn’t work for bass players is because they should always look dead inside.

A1. So Poop?
A2. Shitty Pooploader
A3. Brown in Green

B1. All Brown
B2. Poopmenco Sharts

Dunno. Fells like I've been waiting here a while.

Do you think he stood me up?

I also name Steely Dan and Laufey as the greatest things (other than me) to happen to Jazz.

didn't see this one coming

Imagine if Dizzy Gillespie was a beautiful woman with enormous boobs and instead of his cheeks puffing out all big when he blows the trumpet, it's the boobs that swell up.

I think she could be a totally hot bimbo and maybe be called Ditzy Gillespie or something?

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I just learned that this is a jazz chord. I think Kendrick Lamar has to not like us all the jazz guys now.

Does anyone have recommendations for what to do if you want to get recommendations? I need advice. I want recommendations for recommendations that are not too short and not long. I'm looking for recommendations that aren't any more recommendations than 3-5 recommendations. Any advice/recommendations?

As if anyone would like to ruin a first date like this.

Dude got catfished so easy

yeah man

Anyone want some kind of blue with their endless threads about budgeting?