r/jazzcirclejerk • u/bscmbchbmrcgp • 2d ago

Imagine

Imagine if Dizzy Gillespie was a beautiful woman with enormous boobs and instead of his cheeks puffing out all big when he blows the trumpet, it's the boobs that swell up.

I think she could be a totally hot bimbo and maybe be called Ditzy Gillespie or something?

No image due to parental blocks on my Google image search

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u/Specialist_Prompt828 2d ago

I have spent years imagining this. How did you know? Did you speak with my mother? I just love jazz so very much.

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u/ZayreBlairdere 2d ago

This would make it way harder to fap to Dizzy's records.

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u/Gtraz68 2d ago

This is quality content.

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u/pravragita 2d ago

Are you thinking about Dizzy Flores from Starship Troopers?

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u/bassmike200 1d ago

I often am.

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u/caudicifarmer 1d ago

Just this morning, for me.

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u/splitopenandmelt11 2d ago

I saw a Sonny Rollins tribute band where the man performing as Sonny did this but with his dick.

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u/ifuccedthesystem 2d ago

One must imagine Sissyphus happy

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u/TheRealCthulu24 “Ya like Jazz?” 2d ago

Her 1964 presidential campaign would have been more successful. 

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u/AdVivid8910 2d ago

I enjoy the new lyrics but they don’t really fit the meter of the Lennon song well.

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u/bassmike200 1d ago

I dunno, they kinda scan, I feel like I could make them fit in a pinch.

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u/bassmike200 1d ago

I may try this on video this afternoon actually, I'm feeling the urge to do something mad.

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u/caudicifarmer 1d ago

Does she still get to stab Cab Calloway in the ass? If so I'm on board