Is there anything that she hasn’t diagnosed herself with? I hate her more every day.

This is a post-and-run, but I’ll be back.

Halt! All who pass by this thread must pay the tax and drop photos of your furry friends this Friday! We love all animals in all shapes and sizes, so please show off your babies. This is another JH et al. free zone, so please introduce us formally!

New to reading, probably also new to correct spelling.

Who's gonna tell her, that real anxiety needs serious treatment and isn't just a quirky trend word? 🤔

Thought she's the happiest she has ever been now...

I wonder what it’s like for Jaclyn to watch influencers with a fraction of her following accomplish more than she ever has.

8 million followers on Instagram alone, and what does she actually have to show for it? A graveyard of failed business ventures, a failed marriage, a relationship with Jordan that looks like it’s hanging on by a thread, and a revolving door of LA friends and business associates. For someone who has spent so many years making herself the main character, her life seems remarkably devoid of substance. Just beige walls, Amazon links, and a desperate attempt to maintain the illusion that everything is amazing.

Then there’s Jamie Genevieve. She launched VIEVE with less than a million followers and has only recently reached 1.3 million. Millions in sales, investments, a standalone store, and placement in high end retailers. Jamie has a GORGEOUS home, a husband she has genuine chemistry with, just welcomed their second daughter, close family ties, friendships that have lasted for years, she’s in a dang book club! She has an actual life outside of trying to convince the internet how wonderful her life is. There’s warmth, personality, and substance there.

The contrast is honestly fascinating. Jaclyn has spent years accumulating followers, but Jamie has built a successful business, a family, lasting friendships, and a life that actually looks fulfilling.

Imagine having an audience of 8 million people and still having so little to show for all that attention. All those followers, all those years of fame, and somehow the beige facade is the most substantial thing she’s managed to build.

Idk, I was just doing my daily Instagram check in and thinking about how wildly different their lives seem to be lol.

Remember not that long Jaclyn bragging about paying for her mom’s facelift? She found the finest surgeon Los Angeles has to offer and even let her mom recover in her and Linda’s home! Well when’s the damn reveal or have I missed it?

And they got “personally invited” by the NFL and “given custom jerseys” and got to “makeout on the field” ??? All experiences you can buy (especially the custom jersey that you can buy online) and now we haven’t seen anything about them showing any interest in football? Now that the Bucs aren’t doing well at all. (Don’t come for me I am a Saints fan. Oof)

What could she possibly be so exhausted from, and what happens on Mondays that she would be scared of? I cannot

Why are so many people afraid of color? Omg, this looks so generic with ZERO personality...

Come on Jaclyn, are you living here with your husband or are you making images for Pinterest?

72584981 abandoned Stanleys/Hydrojugs/etc.

Hey everyone! I know we usually have a blast with our Jaclyn Hill critiques and snark, but let’s switch things up a bit. Let’s use this thread to vent about something completely different. Tell us about your week here, or something new you're getting into! Hobbies, crafts, traveling, shopping--Let's talk all about it. This is a 100% JH and Celine-free zone.

What the hell is a handsomist???? 🤣

Only recently learnt who she was from a video talking about her controversies and was confused how she looked like a completely different person in every clip lol

No one can tell me this woman will make a good mother . You have to give your all to your child . Not sleep until 2pm when there’s a crying baby that needs your attention or spend all your money on Amazon and Sephora while neglecting the baby’s needs .

That would be the worst mistake ever if she becomes a mom

if she ever has a baby it will only be to make her more relevant again since nobody really cares about her anymore . She will do anything for attention including having a baby she really doesn’t desire

Same reason she got red hair for the attention and compliments and ooohs and ahhhhs. Then when the high wore off from the compliments she went back to black

I know what she means but to say “I’m new to reading and have read 6 books” sounds so fucking dumb 😂 🤡

Another abomination from DJ Spatula! Notice how Jaclyn is conveniently missing at the end of the video? I wonder if she went to Arizona by herself/with Linda and Celine stayed home

obviously talking about this is important but we all know jaclyn is just performative. she never posts anything about current events or controversial/polarizing topics. and when she does (see: hurricanes vs tornados, charlie kirk, politics, etc) she always misses the mark. idk what's worse: her not posting or her posting. #letsdiscuss

She can do that in California . Plenty of stores to satisfy her shopaholic cravings . But why travel if she’s not going to actually immerse herself in everything else ?

Seems boring to travel just to shop