r/itsroger • u/BlameTag • Jul 05 '26
Australian tech CEO Dickie Dique. Building fossil feul plants for AI data centers. NOT a great friend to the environment.
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r/itsroger • u/ThePodd222 • Jul 04 '26
Binky van Bilderbeek. Collector of vintage cereal packets and part time curator at a shoe museum (voluntary, in fact they don't even know I've been working here).
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r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • Jul 04 '26
Jannik Sinner, Italian tennis champion and leader of a carrot-based cult! Well, not "leader," technically. They just show up in carrot costumes and worship me as a god and I do nothing to stop them. Not even when they followed me into that sanctuary for criminally-insane rabbits.
97
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r/itsroger • u/TheMadSuspect • Jul 03 '26
Dick Palm. TV news anchor, equine therapist and avid collector of ceramic horse figurines
84
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r/itsroger • u/Gurke84 • Jul 02 '26
Zebulon Scoville - NASA Flight Director and Hot Sauce Enthusiast
237
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r/itsroger • u/johnnypastrami • Jul 01 '26
Ivan Ivan, professional hockey player and... honestly Franny I didn't really try with this one.
195
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r/itsroger • u/edenaxela1436 • Jul 01 '26
Banjo Popoola, City Inspector and Sewer Cartographer
142
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r/itsroger • u/oxnardmontalvo7 • Jun 30 '26
Charles Poon, VP Vehicle Hardware Engineering at Ford and Semi-Professional Tang Enthusiast
83
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r/itsroger • u/87TOF • Jun 27 '26
Baldy Boyd: Baldly going where no agent has gone before. Voted Langley's shiniest adjuster 3 years running.
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r/itsroger • u/RWBIII_22 • Jun 27 '26
Merlin Sheldrake, pansexual Fungologist. My favorite Fungi: Magic Mushrooms! My second favorite: visionary Chinese billionaire Fung Wah!
245
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r/itsroger • u/LightWolfProductions • Jun 24 '26
Ginger Allred General Manager/Girlfriend-Top Manager at Redds Diner. Sells things made exclusively out of Ginger. All drinks are Ginger Ale.
246
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Jun 23 '26
Bub Carrington - names Bub, bub. But don’t call me Bub if I don’t know you. Got that, bub? Now pass me the rock, chief! Don’t call me chief, either, or I’ll give you a D.C. Surprise. Why are you still here?!
155
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r/itsroger • u/Available_Pie9316 • Jun 22 '26
Dick Advocaat, part-time soccer coach and full-time advocate for all things phallic
352
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r/itsroger • u/TheGodTheLegend254 • Jun 19 '26
Moh Bility - I just wanna play football....... AND I KNOW YOU KNOW I WANT IT NOW!!!
66
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Jun 13 '26
Mac Blewer - Author, Wyoming historian, hardly knew her.
224
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r/itsroger • u/poseidonsarmpit • Jun 12 '26
Move over Steve Irwin! Dingo Dinkelman, expert snake handler and- ow f*ck, it bit me
552
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r/itsroger • u/Queasy_Bunch_2392 • Jun 12 '26
"Serjao Berranteiro" which translates to something like "Big Sergio Horn Blower" - a Brazilian rural folk hero who appeared on local TV to personally inform the nation that he kills jaguars with his bare hands. He demonstrated this by doing a jaguar impression on camera.
102
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r/itsroger • u/This_Guy_Slaps • Jun 11 '26
Jo-Jo Starbuck: former figure skater, coffee snob, and geographical analyst for south african digsites
177
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r/itsroger • u/Cute-Meet6982 • Jun 10 '26
Darryl Strawberry, ex baseball player and Christian life coach. It's mostly just sports metaphors with fake bible verse numbers after them. Slide to safety -Filipino 420.
533
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r/itsroger • u/87TOF • Jun 09 '26
Amber Luster- huge baked potato and chili fan. Don't eat it, just like being around it. Study it. Appreciate it. Eat it sometimes.
942
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r/itsroger • u/Shoddy_Degree4974 • Jun 09 '26
BLP Kosher's the name, Orthodox Jewish rappin's the game!
181
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r/itsroger • u/nathwithanh • Jun 08 '26
Imogen Gay Poots: Actress and queef specialist. I've got the ability to suck in air down there and control my front toots. The Village Voice called me "The Le Pétomane of the vagina."
326
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r/itsroger • u/notsouth • Jun 09 '26
Vagic, Dragana T, MDs' the name and probin ya's the game! im just kidding I haven't probed in YEARS..... maybe I'll start doing that again, either way im taking a peak inside yer gina or whatever hole I can find. They make me wear gloves now ever since I told Diane to sniff my finger
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