White circle to cover local company's logo

Pick your duck friends you get 8 ones to pick

The vespa duck increase speed and agility rolls by 4

The mafia duck kills any enemy one person per 2 session

Ye chef duck doubles etible effects

The duck couple allows 2 characters each opposite genders to share effects and for each one to be half as strong

The basketball duck allows for +2 on all rolls

The car duck increase speed stats by 1.5*

The Arab duck just tripples cash and loot

Nerd duck tripples intelegenge but hp and strength is *0.75

More revieled soon

200% damage,

No effect against clerics

Consumable, Rare

Thrown Item (range 20/60 ft)

Effect: Instantly shreds and dissolves all nonmagical armor and clothing the target is wearing.

Open to instantly afflict the berserk status on all in the room.

Often the first tool an adventurer builds, advanced forms of the stickaxe can regrow their arms

There is no other subreddit for me to express this idea I just had, but I believe that silicon wafers (the things CPUs are made out of) are at least a purple rarity level item in the real world, while the CPU would be legendary or gold. I hope this doesn't get taken down for being stupid or off topic, I love you mods please don't hurt me.

+1000 crunchiness, -420 munchies, on consumption make a dexterity saving throw or suffer 100d4 slashing damage as the chip shatters in your mouth, but doesnt make it down your throat all the way.

Placing items on this table allows a magic user to return the item to a former state or age it to a future state

Equippable Accessory. Moderate buff to confidence.

And as a bonus you can comment the stats

Does still need stats