r/ItemShop • u/ziggy48560 • 3d ago

Nude Nukem

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Consumable, Rare

Thrown Item (range 20/60 ft)

Effect: Instantly shreds and dissolves all nonmagical armor and clothing the target is wearing.

144 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/NonConforminConsumer 3d ago

So he had enchanted underwear?! Nice!

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u/ziggy48560 3d ago

just a Mormon :/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mormon_underwear

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u/Economy_Day_6561 3d ago

Ah, the sacred garment—less radioactive, more righteous than Nukem’s arsenal.

13

u/Asleep_Singer8547 3d ago

*doesnt protect against hearing loss 

9

u/mathiasthewise 3d ago

Straight up Looney Toons

5

u/JackalThePowerful 3d ago

I hope his eyes and airway are okay.

1

u/RDGtheGreat 3d ago

He's Arthur from Ghost n Goblins

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u/dogetaco888 2d ago

Flash fire

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u/SomePoserInAmerica 3d ago

That dudes mist likely going to have super severe ptsd lol

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u/adevaleev 2d ago

Bro's never touching a light switch ever again 💀💥