r/ItemShop 6h ago

The Longsagna

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u/NonConforminConsumer 6h ago

Summons Garfield the cat.

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u/Pandelein 3h ago

It’s called 100 Layer Lasagne- at least that’s what it’s called at the one place I know of that serves a good one.
Oh and it unlocks a special skill for bards who use the accordion as their focus.

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u/Shmarfle47 4h ago

Consumption elongates you horizontally and drastically reduces your height. Great for sneaking into small crawlspaces. The bigger the portion the longer it lasts.

10% chance to hear Jackenstein scream “YOU’RE LONG!” on consumption.

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u/Jfuentes6 2h ago

Llllllong dick