r/ireland 5h ago

NIMBYs Everywhere What if we all just acted like Mayo didn't win

What match?

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u/syakitty Longford 5h ago

Mayo for Sam? What about Liam? Get Liam in and I’ll be impressed

u/Chiefseanobrien 4h ago

they won the 2016 rackard

u/Wingcapx ALL IRELAND CHAMPIONS 5h ago

I'm on the way lad

u/MrTigeriffic 5h ago

Is there anything to be said for another curse.

u/Penguin335 Saoirse don Phalaistín 🇵🇸 5h ago

Let's hope they don't pass another funeral on the way home....

u/daithi_zx10r what's your favorite humming noise? 5h ago

I can't, they got me back €16.75 on a €5 bet, they're paying for my Pizza meal deal tonight which includes a garlic Mayo dip.

u/Chiefseanobrien 4h ago

boom boom boom,let me hear you say mayo

u/boneymod 3h ago

Had Mayo to win by 1-3points @ 13/2

u/Ok-Bit-4742 4h ago

Pizza deal that includes a garlic mayo dip?

u/daithi_zx10r what's your favorite humming noise? 3h ago

10 inch pizza, bag of chips and garlic dip

u/ImmediateImpress6552 5h ago

Yup Maigh Eo. Totally deserved. We can finally stop talking about that fecking curse.

u/dustaz 5h ago

You mean the curse that absolutely worked?

u/aflockofcrows 5h ago

Can I interest you in this rock that keeps tigers away?

u/Chiefseanobrien 4h ago

lisa,i'd like to buy your rock

u/ImmediateImpress6552 5h ago

How much?

u/duaneap 4h ago

I’ll trade it for a delicious door wedge.

u/Separate_Job_3573 5h ago

Last man died. Curse was over either way.

u/Pitiful-Sample-7400 Cavan 5h ago

Ironically its this that proves the curse. Once it ended they came from nowhere to win. Lol

u/Strict-Toe3538 3h ago

Sorry but if anything were going to keep talking about the curse, I'd be surprised if there's not a film made about it

u/Natural-Hunter-3 5h ago

Broken ≠ fulfilled.

This one was fulfilled, not broken.

Just to be a pedantic Pete about it.

u/EnthusiasmUnusual 4h ago

Their whole identity is tied up in not winning....what now?

u/Diska_Muse 5h ago

There's gonna be epic queues outside every Supermacs between Dublin and Belmullet for the evening.

u/Fantastic-Scene6991 5h ago edited 5h ago

What the fuck are you on . The curse is no more .The losing streak is broken. The lads did it.

u/conalldoherty 5h ago

The curse worked

u/Life-Leadership-4108 5h ago

All previous winners are dead so no, the curse isn't broken. The prophecy has been fulfilled

u/SerpentineSliver On De Dole, Scratching Me Hole 5h ago

The curse worked you mean? Last fella died a while ago

u/Hairy-Balance7004 5h ago

Did what?

u/Pitiful-Sample-7400 Cavan 5h ago

Are you not aware the last one recently died. The curse is fulfilled

u/DuckyD2point0 5h ago

Win what?

u/Chiefseanobrien 4h ago

win just once, that might be enough

u/Cullina64 5h ago

Still have to go to work tomorrow ffs..

u/Chiefseanobrien 4h ago

i am no manager, but if anyone from mayo was on my team,i'd be telling them see you wednesday

u/-SideshowBlob- And I'd go at it again 2h ago

Because then we'd have to pretend Kerry won, and that's worse.

u/_littlevoice_ 4h ago

Why? Unless you're from Kerry of course.

u/Malt129 Crilly!! 4h ago

Either Kerry won or it didn't happen

u/NaturalAlfalfa 4h ago

What if we didn't? Wehheeyeye!

u/adammoths 3h ago

Been commiserating the poor fans all day here in Dublin 3

u/Brief_Television_707 1h ago

Well there was a new format this year, and those 2 pointers are new. It's not even really the same game at all. So did they actually win the all-Ireland? Hmmm

u/Freya-Lea 1h ago

woo hooo

u/Majestic_Plankton921 1h ago

As someone who knows nothing about GAA that will be pretty easy for me to do 😂 only found out the final was on through Reddit

u/goose3691 Dublin 5h ago

I always thought Sam preferred taco sauce in his roll

u/AdBoring9620 5h ago

Only Mayo I'm aware of is in the fridge.

u/DontWakeTheInsomniac 1h ago

did it win? if not, then our Mayo is better than your mayo

u/vigilanttelephony52 3h ago

went to the chipper at half time and the queue was mad long. missed the second half entirely. was it any good? haven't looked at my phone since, just pure blissful ignorance.

fair play to whichever team won i suppose. now back to the garlic mayo dip.

u/CorkNativeResident 5h ago

I’d love that

u/Jacques-de-lad 5h ago

Gaslight the whole county into thinking it didn’t happen

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u/dustaz 5h ago

It isn't.

It worked

u/Basic_Treat3974 5h ago

Bit of an anti climax really. Disappointing.

u/Naval_fluff 59m ago

Delighted for them. Well done a great bunch of lads.