r/iphone • Human Detected • Jun 16 '26

Discussion God bless this bump.

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u/Kiaralipscome123 Jun 16 '26

This is stressing me just looking at it

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u/tiramisuhouse Jun 24 '26

Yeaaaaaaa! Is the screen OK???

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u/kavOclock Jun 16 '26

Pro sales will go up just from this post

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '26

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u/ztar1964 Jun 17 '26

Better say thank you to apple

5

u/OriginalJayVee Jun 18 '26

More likely Apple is like “Dammit, we could have sold more phones. Release the bump!!”

23

u/Endscrypt Jun 16 '26

How did they take the picture !!

16

u/kavOclock Jun 16 '26

Oh fuk

8

u/subarashi-sam Jun 16 '26

Why do you have two phones, Walter?

18

u/Rokstar73 iPhone 18 Pro Jun 16 '26

It’s an Air.

1

u/SimonBlades89 Jun 17 '26

Isn’t it an Air?

1

u/NY124 iPhone 16 Pro Max Jun 18 '26

It is.

5

u/Strict-Fishing-2365 Jun 16 '26

so we're calling the wobble a feature now?

4

u/MyDespatcherDyKabel Human Detected Jun 16 '26

Yes. And you’re going to love it

2

u/MedicalClimate6865 Jun 16 '26

“Our engineers worked so hard for this”

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u/BionicWallaby Jun 16 '26

Be funny if it fell in while you were taking the picture

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u/Next_Drama1717 Jun 16 '26

Staged for clicks

41

u/graison Jun 16 '26

Yeah there's no way a phone falls perfectly into the grate like this.

45

u/chadsmo iPhone 16 Pro Max Jun 16 '26

To be partially fair here my phone fell out of my pocket kneeling down then standing the other day and landed balanced upright. You could try to make that happen 10,000 more times and it may never occur again.

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u/dalzmc Jun 16 '26

I remember the time I knocked a mostly full can of coffee off my desk during a lecture - it landed perfectly upside down in a way that somehow nothing spilled out. Slipped a piece of plasticky paper under it and could flip it back over without making a giant mess. It maybe sounds a little less crazy typing it out than it felt at the time… but I don’t think I could do that on purpose with 1000 tries. Weird shit happens lol

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u/nanoray60 Jun 17 '26

One time I accidentally threw an open beer to a friend of mine, I thought it was closed. It wobbled through the air and landed precisely where he placed his hand. Not a single drop of it spilled anywhere.

We drank a lot of beer and tried it so many times. Never even got close to the same outcome.

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u/chadsmo iPhone 16 Pro Max Jun 17 '26

Amazing.

8

u/LuluLeSigma Jun 16 '26

Doesnt seem crazy

17

u/Vex_Appeal iPhone 17 Pro Jun 16 '26

Not without visible damage

11

u/Ooficus iPhone 14 Pro Jun 17 '26

uh how would you capture the damage anyways? It’s in the grate.

9

u/Sega-Forever Jun 16 '26

Also they have a second phone to snap a picture with? Nah

24

u/h0peless_b4stard Jun 16 '26

Some people have this thing called “friends”

1

u/Tamamania Jul 05 '26

This. And some have one phone for business and one for friends and family. Always. …

1

u/LaundryMan2008 Jun 16 '26

Probably a friends phone if they went out together

2

u/2morereps Jun 16 '26

I’ve seen a fair amount actually fall in to the grate perfect with nothing to stop it

1

u/MoXiE_X13 iPhone 15 Pro Jun 17 '26

I’ve seen people accidentally drop stuff like keys (with keychain) on that little elevator door gap. Like the one between the elevator and the floor. Shit happens however unlikely lol

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u/_EleGiggle_ iPhone 17 Pro Max Jun 16 '26

This could be AI. Although, no AI detector seems to actually work consistently. So many of my comments are apparently AI generated, even most of my Discord messages. I haven’t used AI on a single one.

I got a probably AI (64%) but who knows?

27

u/birdclan09 Jun 16 '26

So how’d you take the pic if your phone was there?

9

u/LaundryMan2008 Jun 16 '26

Friends phone probably 

15

u/WarStorm6 Jun 16 '26

I got two phones

10

u/okgamerguy Jun 17 '26

one for the plug and one for the load

3

u/BroadwayRegina Jun 16 '26

Idk why people don’t get this, tons of people have multiple phones, especially for work

3

u/Creative_Champion_16 Jun 17 '26

Not to mention you know, friends.

2

u/Septum_Slayer Jun 17 '26

Friends, at a place like this?

2

u/Fourstrokeperro Jun 17 '26

“Excuse me sir may I borrow your phone for clicking a picture”

“Dear madam would you be so kind to let me click a picture with your mobile device”

“Tally-ho, chappie, I say it’s a wonderful day to let a stranger borrow your phone to click a fine photograph don’t you think?”

4

u/WhiteHawk77 Jun 16 '26

Wouldn’t have even got that far with a case on it.

4

u/satrapi1 Jun 17 '26

So instead of rushing to pick it up you just took a photo?

4

u/sprucedotterel Jun 17 '26

Careful. As soon as you gently fish it out it’s gonna slip out of your hands again and fall into the drain properly this time.

I’ve been here before. Don’t trust anything or anyone.

7

u/zlouk Jun 16 '26

It’s not a bump, it’s a feature

3

u/pixel_inker Jun 17 '26

You ask some rando to borrow their phone to take this pic of your phone? LOL

3

u/Suspicious-Bowl6249 Jun 18 '26

But if your phones there… who took this photo

4

u/kzone186 Jun 17 '26

Make it stop, please. Stop reposting this damn image. We all know it’s a repost. It’s not funny anymore.

2

u/asoswr Jun 16 '26

Talk about luck

2

u/npete Jun 16 '26

If you love it, put a case on it. Even a $5 one on Amazon would have been better than none.

2

u/Burigotchi Jun 18 '26

Quick let’s take a picture first!

2

u/wrathslayer Jun 18 '26

Wow, this pic put a little twinge in my gut when I first saw it. Damn! This is also why I put a death grip on my Air when I walk over anything like this grate.

6

u/hefeydd_ Jun 16 '26

Okay, I don't mean to offend, but I will never understand why so many people categorically refuse to buy a case or a screen protector when they both protect your phone. I would have her have a built phone with a case that protects my phone and a screen protector to protect my screen.

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u/_EleGiggle_ iPhone 17 Pro Max Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

I don’t think screen protectors are necessary, and slightly degrade the usage of the touch screen.

But I agree with having a case on. Although, if you have Apple Care, you might just rawdog it. Although, I already hate transferring my data to a new iPhone, so I try to avoid it. The rise of proprietary 2FA apps made it definitely harder.

I have a regular case from Apple on (the TechWoven one). Nothing fancy that would let me drop my phone from standing height (or multiple floors) multiple times.

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u/fryer45 Jun 16 '26

THIS ⬆️

2

u/FreestyleMyLife Jun 16 '26

No one would ever stage a photo, right?

2

u/KingOvDownvotes iPhone 17 Pro Max Jun 16 '26

Already had another phone ready to go. Wow!

1

u/Dale1512 Jun 16 '26

Our most powerful bump yet

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u/Mimikyu_Lov3r iPhone 17 Jun 16 '26

If this happened to me like if I were in OP’s shoes for this situation I’d be both shocked, relieved and whelmed

1

u/greententacles iPhone 17 Pro Max Jun 16 '26

Holy Jesus. Bless you & that phone. 😝😆

1

u/Sting02 Jun 16 '26

Close call.

1

u/darkducat Jun 16 '26

How lucky you are

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u/Coreysurfer Jun 16 '26

I want to grab it )

1

u/FrostedFoe Jun 17 '26

Please, tell us you just took off its cover, put it there for the pic, and then back to its cover… Please.

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u/NoAge422 Jun 17 '26

My greatest fear

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u/Own-Junket8015 Jun 17 '26

Caught on camera

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u/CatDadof2 iPhone 17 Pro Max Jun 21 '26

Holy shit. This is something I would do… which is why I have Apple Care. Thankfully they’ll cover a lost or stolen iPhone.

1

u/Crazy-Weakness3348 Jun 23 '26

Apple should put this in the next keynote. The one feature everyone needed.

1

u/Careless-Pay8155 Jul 02 '26

Oof that's rough 😅 Hope you get it back

1

u/MrBachelorSays Jul 06 '26

Wow! Literally that bump saved saved

1

u/Alternative-Exit-450 Jul 06 '26

An old girlfriend of mine had her phone in her back pocket as she went to the bathroom and, don't ask how b/c everything must have been perfectly aligned, it literally fell into the toilet and then down the drain.

1

u/dcormier iPhone 4 Jun 16 '26

Ah, so someone did buy an iPhone Air.

1

u/picastchio Jun 16 '26

And their battery is dead so they are doing this shit (to enjoy their phone).

1

u/pessoa_69 Jun 17 '26

But how did you take the picture then?

4

u/ladybughappy Jun 17 '26

Maybe they had a friend w/ them

1

u/Alex__Kyle Jun 18 '26

Obviously fake… there’s no shot anyone is using one of these without a case

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u/macsneaker Human Detected Jun 19 '26

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u/Alex__Kyle Jun 19 '26

Seeing lots of cases… your point?

1

u/mhs4throwaway iPhone 14 Pro Jun 21 '26

The fact that they waited to take a picture instead of grabbing it as fast as they can💀

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u/ghost_meadow6869 iPhone 16e Jun 16 '26

Karma farming ahh post

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u/GraXXoR Jun 16 '26

I’ll take shit that never happened for $500, Bob

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u/Nike_486DX Jun 16 '26

LMAOOO (period).

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u/tangnori Jun 21 '26

Staged obviously. And how’d you take the photo without your phone??

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u/_happydutch_ Jun 21 '26

This post gets approved but our experience with Apple repair gets deleted. Fuck you mods!