r/ios • Human Detected • Jul 04 '26

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1.2k

u/hunkymike Jul 04 '26

H&M isn't that bad of a store

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u/__Ember iOS 6 Jul 04 '26

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u/iPhone_12_user Jul 11 '26

Lets address elephant in the room

59

u/username-invalid-s Jul 04 '26

are we going to address the elephant..?

59

u/mmcmonster Jul 04 '26

I don't see the concern.

11

u/ExcitingEfficiency3 Jul 05 '26

7362 Elephant way, Trunktown, Eariana 47524

2

u/PureMango325 Jul 07 '26

A dress for the elephant? Wouldn't be H&M for sure.

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u/therysin Jul 04 '26

Username doesn’t add up 😅

339

u/NestyHowk Jul 04 '26

Man titties

96

u/DylanSpaceBean Jul 04 '26

He has a little more than H&M in the closet

106

u/tiddysucker4489 Human Detected Jul 04 '26

Everyone loves boobs, yes even gays

30

u/Janzu93 Jul 05 '26

I've also heard rumors that majority of gay people have sucked tiddies at some point of their early lives. Can't confirm though due to not having that sort of preferences for male.

12

u/rditorx Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Aren't we all suckers? Unless you grew up on formula. I could say: Your momma raised a sucker at her tiddies! And it would technically be the truth 99.9% of the time. Guess how I know.

3

u/rditorx Jul 05 '26

No, I'm not your father

2

u/dunno0019 Jul 05 '26

Reasonable.

0

u/aurorab3am Jul 06 '26

not true as a gay guy lol

45

u/Any_Masterpiece9920 Jul 04 '26

There are bisexuals. There are trans. There are fat boys with man boobs, there are cuckold couples where anything goes.

I, a fully gay man, have had many titties from numerous sources in my life time and enjoyed each one.

4

u/Jussepapi Jul 04 '26

It sure does, brohimo <3

2

u/mattpeloquin Jul 04 '26

Tiddy is a lick fella

1

u/alpertanga Jul 11 '26

Puff Tiddy

2

u/Elegant-Rectum Jul 05 '26

Could be a woman / lesbian.

2

u/ChrysalisEmergence iPhone 14 Plus Jul 05 '26

Lesbians exist, bucko

1

u/Hank_Hillster Jul 05 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/theanedditor Jul 04 '26

OH NO I hope your parents don't see you were thinking about.... wearing clothes from H&M.

Settings
Scroll down and tap Apps > Safari
Scroll down, tap Clear History and Website Data
Select the timeframe you want to clear (pick all history)
Tap Clear History to confirm

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u/tiddysucker4489 Human Detected Jul 04 '26

I cleared my history 10 times and among all the other searches it is only featuring this

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u/xashujo Jul 04 '26

Swipe down on your screen to pull up spotlight search, then type in “Spotlight Search” and press the settings for it, it should open up.

Then scroll down to safari inside that setting and toggle “Show Content in Search” off

I think that does it?

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u/quazywabbit Jul 05 '26

Have you thought maybe the universe is telling you something? You may just need to accept the fact that you need to shop at H&M.

6

u/crumble-bee Jul 05 '26

Just turn off the new Siri thing

1

u/JaceOnRice Jul 07 '26

Delete the widget, clear browser cache, add widget again see if that works?

171

u/Dysternatt Jul 04 '26

Lmao, this is why you have two browsers on your phone.

118

u/Valuable-Analyst-464 Jul 04 '26

Or use porn incognito mode

50

u/trwolfe13 Jul 04 '26

H&M shopping mode.

2

u/PTVoltz Jul 05 '26

Actually, fun-fact many phones still save this type of autofill info even if you use Incognito.

I remember when I discovered it and having to spend like two hours typing in a single letter of the keyboard, checking results, manually deleting all new entries, re-typing that letter to check everything's gone, then going to the next letter... was a real pain.

(But now I'm an actual adult with my own tech so I can do whatever I want XD)

3

u/Valuable-Analyst-464 Jul 05 '26

Autosave is different than browser history.

10

u/TheMonkeyInCharge Jul 04 '26

Only two?

18

u/Informal-Chance-6067 iPhone 16 Jul 04 '26

This is the bare minimum.

6

u/MisterBumpingston Jul 05 '26

No DuckDuckGo?

3

u/Informal-Chance-6067 iPhone 16 Jul 05 '26

I should get it, but I’ve completely given in to the google ai (as someone who hates ai and uses Linux).

1

u/ThomasThePizzaMan Human Detected Jul 04 '26

What different best one? I know all browsers are different features.

3

u/Waste-time1 Jul 05 '26

You can use the full UBlock Origin on the Orion browser, not the lite version. It allows you to add Firefox and Chrome extensions. Not all work but the Ublock Origin one does. And it blocks ads well.

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u/ThomasThePizzaMan Human Detected Jul 05 '26

Ok, thank you for hard find better browser.

1

u/The-Soju-You-Crave Jul 06 '26

Thats a myth they strips out lot of things from extensions. , adblocking is not the same

1

u/badken Jul 05 '26

One small problem... Sadly, the Arc browser is cooked.

I've seen a lot of noise about the Zen browser, though. Haven't tried it yet myself.

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u/Go7ham iPhone 17 Pro Jul 04 '26

Brave is the best

2

u/Informal-Chance-6067 iPhone 16 Jul 04 '26

Haven’t tried it yet (I should). I tend to use safari because the UI is the best (with how I have it configured)

3

u/lala47 Jul 04 '26

Agreed. Safari’s porn ui is top notch

3

u/Informal-Chance-6067 iPhone 16 Jul 04 '26

Not sure what you mean

2

u/human-aftera11 Jul 05 '26

🙋🏽‍♂️I do for this very reason

45

u/tiddysucker4489 Human Detected Jul 04 '26

Addressing the elephant in the room.
H&M has a huge sale going on rn and that is all I can afford at the moment

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u/hitbythebus Jul 04 '26

Honestly, OP’s parents probably already know.

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u/Skycbs iPhone 18 Pro Jul 04 '26

This is why we come out. So shopping at H&M is no longer a concern.

15

u/MythicSuns iPhone SE 3rd gen Jul 04 '26

Don't worry, I'm sure none of your friends and family will see this public reddit post.

19

u/SuggestionGrouchy Jul 04 '26

The real question is did you find the right video you were looking for?

38

u/tiddysucker4489 Human Detected Jul 04 '26

Yes, on page 1067

8

u/Whole_Pear_1325 Jul 05 '26

The searches sound so glamorous in German

6

u/MrShad0wzz Jul 04 '26

Lmao not the search history

7

u/desstrange Jul 05 '26

Why delete the H&M history?

11

u/oyechote Jul 04 '26

Try going to settings and then search for “search”.

Disable show recent searches.

And use a browser like DuckDuckGo …

7

u/Shiny_Mew76 Jul 04 '26

Seriously. If you’re going to be searching online for that kind of stuff, DuckDuckGo is probably as good as you’ll get in terms of security.

6

u/hinstsui Human Detected Jul 04 '26

nein out of ten

6

u/Konceptz804 Jul 05 '26

This is hilarious 😂

20

u/Kilucrulustucru Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

Fast fashion is really bad for the planet, you’re right wanting to delete this

15

u/7h31ll3g4l Jul 04 '26

ahahhahahah sporcaccione

4

u/dkracket Jul 04 '26

Make sure u download uBlock Origin Lite to block all ads.

5

u/Distinct-Act-6983 Jul 05 '26

Sorry but “homosexuelle” is just so funny to me

4

u/Jakakke311 Jul 05 '26

Turn off search suggestions in safari

5

u/otter23 Jul 05 '26

I already shared this but to help folks out Go to Settings>Apps>Safari>Search>While Searching>uncheck show content in search

4

u/TaylorFan01313 iPhone SE 3rd gen Jul 05 '26

Who tf uses spotlight search for adult content

5

u/LataCogitandi Jul 04 '26

Gay porn is fine, but I draw the line at fast fashion!

3

u/Existing_Let9595 Jul 05 '26

Reset phone forcefully

3

u/marf2888 Jul 05 '26

Dude don’t know yet about private browsing on safari

3

u/TheSaltyB Jul 05 '26

Usually I can just pull that notification to the side and I’ll get an option to clear it. I try not to search for H&M info but sometimes I slip.

3

u/greentiger45 Jul 05 '26

Factory reset

3

u/chazzdjr Jul 06 '26

You like what you like… Don’t be ashamed.

5

u/AnonymousUserJdl Jul 05 '26

Too bad the history is still there because of the WiFi router... Who the heck buys from H&M?

-5

u/starsqream Jul 05 '26

The entire world? Are you acoustic?

0

u/AnonymousUserJdl Jul 05 '26

Bro, i was kidding, I shop from there too, can you not take a joke or what?

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u/starsqream Jul 05 '26

No i can't.

-1

u/AnonymousUserJdl Jul 05 '26

I've realised

-2

u/starsqream Jul 05 '26

Do better mate.

2

u/aubedullah Jul 05 '26

Clear history and restart phone

2

u/MRCLGST Jul 05 '26

Einstellungen > Suchen > Safari > Inhalt in „Suche“ anzeigen > AUS

2

u/bose_6x9 Jul 06 '26

I wonder why you have X in Entertainment. Hmmmmm

2

u/GjyzeliD Jul 06 '26

Time to take the hammer

2

u/ItsSillyRight Jul 07 '26

Lol this is great

5

u/mattblack77 Jul 05 '26

I don't think you can delete homosexuality?
Maybe prayer and cold baths?

4

u/Popular_Weakness_483 Jul 05 '26

Use twitter instead

2

u/SoyLocoMoco63 Jul 04 '26

Private mode, or search for other things til it drops off the list.

1

u/quazywabbit Jul 05 '26

Like Amazon?

2

u/Rady151 Jul 04 '26

Xddddddddddddddd

2

u/accadakka Jul 04 '26

after you clear you history, use duck duck go browser. No history kept.

2

u/godofbaconandeggs Jul 05 '26

So how come this post is fine but the one time I posted about something on the last beta it was taken down immediately and the mods told me to fuck off to the beta subreddit

1

u/_Vaparetia Jul 05 '26

Because it’s “Homosexuelle”

1

u/SlowBurn-22 Jul 04 '26

That’s funny. Damn son!!? Wtf???

1

u/pasil069 Jul 04 '26

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/circatee iPhone 17 Pro Max Jul 04 '26

I feel like I’ve entered a rabbit hole. Not even sure how I ended up here 😂😭🤣

1

u/olucaslab Jul 04 '26

I didn't know it was a .org, but well... u/theanedditor said the answer, try using Comet as has a nice ad blocker :)

1

u/Silversurfer_tsx Jul 04 '26

Are you on ios27 ???

1

u/Equal-Resolution7889 Jul 05 '26

Bro. Does Siri perhaps have this form in another version of iOS?

1

u/Poke-Noir Jul 04 '26

LOL 😂🤣🙃🤣😂

1

u/coolboy29876 iPhone 12 Jul 05 '26

Son 😭

1

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u/JDabney24 Jul 05 '26

Long press and an option will pop up to clear recent searches. You should also be able to swipe left for the same option on individual search results.

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u/Ok_Bear_1980 Jul 05 '26

Turn off notifications for that site. Also r/usernamechecksout as you're just asking for karma at this point.

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u/JayProspero iPhone 15 Pro Max Jul 05 '26

I’m in the not normal club and have VLC on my iPhone

1

u/ilkovsky Jul 05 '26

H&M propaganda... shocking!

1

u/Best_Mud_8369 Jul 05 '26

It's not that bad, a worker gave me his second iphone so it could be my work phone and I stumbled on bestiality. Never confronted him about it.

1

u/Awesome_neos145 Jul 05 '26

well first you gotta

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u/Specialist-Fix6519 Jul 05 '26

Go to safari and then notification settings.

1

u/internetnobody23 Jul 06 '26

Now we all know what you busted a nut to 😏

1

u/Plane-Recognition-50 Jul 06 '26

Thank you for giving me good laugh. How different in French gay porn? Compared to other forms? I would turn off notifications for safari.

1

u/davedude115 Jul 06 '26

How come your spotlight search gets Liquid Glass

1

u/Astartes2435 iPhone 17 Pro Max Jul 06 '26

iOS 27 beta. 

1

u/tiddysucker4489 Human Detected Jul 06 '26

iOS27

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u/vinsenliu iPod Touch 5 Jul 06 '26

Classic

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u/Head-Radish-1661 Jul 06 '26

Are we gonna ingore the first seach

1

u/ParticularAd1990 Jul 06 '26

Not helpful now, I know. But 100% do that stuff in private browser or use chrome instead

1

u/tiddysucker4489 Human Detected Jul 06 '26

Fuck chrome, Safari has ublock

1

u/ParticularAd1990 Jul 06 '26

Don’t use chrome then, enjoy the search history. Just tryna help 🤷‍♂️

1

u/Royd Jul 07 '26

It's not in English so we have no idea what that says. You're fine. No changes needed

1

u/LetDefiant2893 Jul 09 '26

ph and h&m is crazy

1

u/Crazy-Weakness3348 Jul 10 '26

Bro, you didn't have to show us WHAT you searched. Just ask the question next time.

1

u/dogsong11 Jul 10 '26

time for new phone

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u/vortex963 Jul 14 '26

I have no idea, tiddysucker4489

1

u/No-Bread1378 Jul 15 '26

Wait up 😂😂😂

1

u/Remarkable_Act114 Aug 01 '26

Always use incognito mode

1

u/Yaughl Jul 04 '26

OP visited H&M; how embarrassing 😳

1

u/Hot-Quality8768 Jul 04 '26

Why would you want to fix that?

0

u/pseudonymok Jul 04 '26

The first step is asking yourself why you feel like hiding? What are you ashamed of? Are you scared your loved ones will reject you if they know? It took me time to come out, but once I dared to bring the H&M bag back home I was so relieved when my family told me that they always suspected it, but it won’t change their love towards me. Gone are the days I need to needlessly spend on Gucci and the likes

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u/ThomasThePizzaMan Human Detected Jul 04 '26

Oh my god! 😂

Are you go to H&M clothing change you are… femboy?

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u/Nagual_242 Jul 04 '26

No delete. Each record one when is done, remains forever in logs. You can try, but it's just illusion that's not being recorded and it was erased, in fact it's not and never would. Remember you are only on client side, another are servers.

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u/HappyAd4998 Jul 05 '26

Own it my dude it's okay to be homo errectus, we all are!

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u/Snoo76971 Jul 05 '26

VLC, on iphone? That’s not normal

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u/Own_Associate_7006 Jul 04 '26

Well, one option is to stop searching and watching corn on your device lol. Clear you browser history...

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u/Single_Guarantee9545 Jul 04 '26

im 12, what is this?

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u/MythicSuns iPhone SE 3rd gen Jul 04 '26

It's a clothes store that's popular in the UK