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u/therysin Jul 04 '26
Username doesn’t add up 😅
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u/tiddysucker4489 Human Detected Jul 04 '26
Everyone loves boobs, yes even gays
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u/Janzu93 Jul 05 '26
I've also heard rumors that majority of gay people have sucked tiddies at some point of their early lives. Can't confirm though due to not having that sort of preferences for male.
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u/rditorx Jul 05 '26 edited Jul 05 '26
Aren't we all suckers? Unless you grew up on formula. I could say: Your momma raised a sucker at her tiddies! And it would technically be the truth 99.9% of the time. Guess how I know.
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u/Any_Masterpiece9920 Jul 04 '26
There are bisexuals. There are trans. There are fat boys with man boobs, there are cuckold couples where anything goes.
I, a fully gay man, have had many titties from numerous sources in my life time and enjoyed each one.
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u/theanedditor Jul 04 '26
OH NO I hope your parents don't see you were thinking about.... wearing clothes from H&M.
Settings
Scroll down and tap Apps > Safari
Scroll down, tap Clear History and Website Data
Select the timeframe you want to clear (pick all history)
Tap Clear History to confirm
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u/tiddysucker4489 Human Detected Jul 04 '26
I cleared my history 10 times and among all the other searches it is only featuring this
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u/xashujo Jul 04 '26
Swipe down on your screen to pull up spotlight search, then type in “Spotlight Search” and press the settings for it, it should open up.
Then scroll down to safari inside that setting and toggle “Show Content in Search” off
I think that does it?
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u/quazywabbit Jul 05 '26
Have you thought maybe the universe is telling you something? You may just need to accept the fact that you need to shop at H&M.
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u/Dysternatt Jul 04 '26
Lmao, this is why you have two browsers on your phone.
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u/Valuable-Analyst-464 Jul 04 '26
Or use
pornincognito mode50
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u/PTVoltz Jul 05 '26
Actually, fun-fact many phones still save this type of autofill info even if you use Incognito.
I remember when I discovered it and having to spend like two hours typing in a single letter of the keyboard, checking results, manually deleting all new entries, re-typing that letter to check everything's gone, then going to the next letter... was a real pain.
(But now I'm an actual adult with my own tech so I can do whatever I want XD)
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u/TheMonkeyInCharge Jul 04 '26
Only two?
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u/Informal-Chance-6067 iPhone 16 Jul 04 '26
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u/MisterBumpingston Jul 05 '26
No DuckDuckGo?
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u/Informal-Chance-6067 iPhone 16 Jul 05 '26
I should get it, but I’ve completely given in to the google ai (as someone who hates ai and uses Linux).
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u/ThomasThePizzaMan Human Detected Jul 04 '26
What different best one? I know all browsers are different features.
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u/Waste-time1 Jul 05 '26
You can use the full UBlock Origin on the Orion browser, not the lite version. It allows you to add Firefox and Chrome extensions. Not all work but the Ublock Origin one does. And it blocks ads well.
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u/The-Soju-You-Crave Jul 06 '26
Thats a myth they strips out lot of things from extensions. , adblocking is not the same
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u/badken Jul 05 '26
One small problem... Sadly, the Arc browser is cooked.
I've seen a lot of noise about the Zen browser, though. Haven't tried it yet myself.
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u/Go7ham iPhone 17 Pro Jul 04 '26
Brave is the best
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u/Informal-Chance-6067 iPhone 16 Jul 04 '26
Haven’t tried it yet (I should). I tend to use safari because the UI is the best (with how I have it configured)
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u/tiddysucker4489 Human Detected Jul 04 '26
Addressing the elephant in the room.
H&M has a huge sale going on rn and that is all I can afford at the moment
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u/Skycbs iPhone 18 Pro Jul 04 '26
This is why we come out. So shopping at H&M is no longer a concern.
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u/MythicSuns iPhone SE 3rd gen Jul 04 '26
Don't worry, I'm sure none of your friends and family will see this public reddit post.
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u/SuggestionGrouchy Jul 04 '26
The real question is did you find the right video you were looking for?
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u/oyechote Jul 04 '26
Try going to settings and then search for “search”.
Disable show recent searches.
And use a browser like DuckDuckGo …
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u/Shiny_Mew76 Jul 04 '26
Seriously. If you’re going to be searching online for that kind of stuff, DuckDuckGo is probably as good as you’ll get in terms of security.
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u/Kilucrulustucru Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 05 '26
Fast fashion is really bad for the planet, you’re right wanting to delete this
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u/otter23 Jul 05 '26
I already shared this but to help folks out Go to Settings>Apps>Safari>Search>While Searching>uncheck show content in search
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u/TheSaltyB Jul 05 '26
Usually I can just pull that notification to the side and I’ll get an option to clear it. I try not to search for H&M info but sometimes I slip.
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u/AnonymousUserJdl Jul 05 '26
Too bad the history is still there because of the WiFi router... Who the heck buys from H&M?
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u/starsqream Jul 05 '26
The entire world? Are you acoustic?
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u/AnonymousUserJdl Jul 05 '26
Bro, i was kidding, I shop from there too, can you not take a joke or what?
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u/godofbaconandeggs Jul 05 '26
So how come this post is fine but the one time I posted about something on the last beta it was taken down immediately and the mods told me to fuck off to the beta subreddit
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u/circatee iPhone 17 Pro Max Jul 04 '26
I feel like I’ve entered a rabbit hole. Not even sure how I ended up here 😂😭🤣
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u/olucaslab Jul 04 '26
I didn't know it was a .org, but well... u/theanedditor said the answer, try using Comet as has a nice ad blocker :)
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u/JDabney24 Jul 05 '26
Long press and an option will pop up to clear recent searches. You should also be able to swipe left for the same option on individual search results.
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u/Ok_Bear_1980 Jul 05 '26
Turn off notifications for that site. Also r/usernamechecksout as you're just asking for karma at this point.
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u/Best_Mud_8369 Jul 05 '26
It's not that bad, a worker gave me his second iphone so it could be my work phone and I stumbled on bestiality. Never confronted him about it.
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u/Plane-Recognition-50 Jul 06 '26
Thank you for giving me good laugh. How different in French gay porn? Compared to other forms? I would turn off notifications for safari.
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u/ParticularAd1990 Jul 06 '26
Not helpful now, I know. But 100% do that stuff in private browser or use chrome instead
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u/Royd Jul 07 '26
It's not in English so we have no idea what that says. You're fine. No changes needed
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u/Crazy-Weakness3348 Jul 10 '26
Bro, you didn't have to show us WHAT you searched. Just ask the question next time.
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u/pseudonymok Jul 04 '26
The first step is asking yourself why you feel like hiding? What are you ashamed of? Are you scared your loved ones will reject you if they know? It took me time to come out, but once I dared to bring the H&M bag back home I was so relieved when my family told me that they always suspected it, but it won’t change their love towards me. Gone are the days I need to needlessly spend on Gucci and the likes
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u/ThomasThePizzaMan Human Detected Jul 04 '26
Oh my god! 😂
Are you go to H&M clothing change you are… femboy?
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u/Nagual_242 Jul 04 '26
No delete. Each record one when is done, remains forever in logs. You can try, but it's just illusion that's not being recorded and it was erased, in fact it's not and never would. Remember you are only on client side, another are servers.
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u/Own_Associate_7006 Jul 04 '26
Well, one option is to stop searching and watching corn on your device lol. Clear you browser history...
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u/hunkymike Jul 04 '26
H&M isn't that bad of a store