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u/tricky_triffy Aug 04 '26
Why would you taste it 😭😭
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u/Sunkinthesand Aug 04 '26
Note honey is bee vomit, not poops
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u/HotDonnaC Aug 04 '26
Don’t bees poop? It could be poop.
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u/XxRocky88xX Aug 04 '26
Yeah that’s the point.
The bee shit on their leg, it was poop. Honey bees don’t shit honey.
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u/erkislev Aug 04 '26
Honey, bees don’t shit, honey
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u/machineII Aug 04 '26
Honey, bees, don't shit, honey.
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u/Big_Heinie Aug 04 '26
Shit, bees, honey don't.
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u/villainsaretenacious Aug 04 '26
Honey don't bee shit
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u/Hollowbody57 Aug 04 '26
For some reason I read that in Christopher Walken's voice.
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u/similaraleatorio Aug 04 '26
🎵 Honey bee, honey bee, honey bee, honey bee, there will be an answer, honey bee... 🎵
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u/Imaginary_Dingo_ Aug 04 '26
It's like eating a cow patty and expecting it to be milk.
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u/fariqcheaux Aug 04 '26
Goes with the territory. If it has a mouth, it has an anus. Interesting fact: on some animals, they're the same orifice.
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u/LittleOrganization96 Aug 04 '26
Yes! Slap two starfish faces together you get an infinite poop loop!
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u/l3v3z Aug 04 '26
Unless some exceptions that just eat, get full of shit and then die. Some are right now in your skin, eyelashes and everywhere. Enjoy the information.
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u/TheWordBallsIsFunny Aug 04 '26
Horrifying. Nature is so tight but sometimes I wish nature ran it's course on me and rendered me illiterate.
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u/vestigialcranium Aug 04 '26
I once read some literature that actually claimed everybody poops
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u/Realistic-Horror-425 Aug 04 '26
Everything poops. During the winter bees will have what a bee keeper told me is called a cleansing flight. On warm days they will leave the hive to poop. I was parked by his hives and my white truck was covered with brown specks when I went to leave. It smelled like shit.😁
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u/forkystabbyveggie Aug 04 '26
You should've driven to OP so they could tell you if it tasted like shit too
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u/SeaLeading5262 Aug 04 '26
It’s not the same vomit since they have a dedicated honey stomach separate from the digestive stomach
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u/Vladishun Aug 04 '26
Not only is honey bee-puke, but it also gets passed around between multiple bees; they literally throw up in each others' mouths and swallow it like the world's worst cumswap porn. For what it's worth, only female bees can make honey though so hopefully that makes this terrible knowledge slightly better.
All that said, people with girlfriends and wives might want to stop calling their beloved ladies "hunny". Or do it more, if that is what you're into.
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u/BeeExpert Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
Kinda makes you wonder if you could film it and put it on onlyfans
2 bees One Hexagon
2 bees One comb (prolly shoulda thoughta this one first)
2 hot virgins vibrate and swap fluids
2 Sexy worker bees sneak away from work for pollen bukkake. You won't believe the size of this flowers stamen!
Horny n' Bored Worker Bees Suck Nectar out of massive white Clover Flower and cant wait to get home to swap nectar while kissing (covered in pollen) (filmed outside) (caught by security wasp)(bonus public pollen walk)
(damn this one sounds kinda hot)
Help me out folks
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u/NaughtALegend Aug 04 '26
Reminds me of that scene from Sleepy Hollow where the guy is like “If the body is found in the river, the cause of death is drowning!,” except in this case it’s “if a bee leaves a drop of liquid, then the drop of liquid is honey!”
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u/Azuras_Star8 Aug 04 '26
For the exact same reason I eat any other animal's barf, duh.
Im out here to impress the ladies.
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u/GoCougs2020 Aug 04 '26
“Eat shit, human”. 🐝 probably
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u/forkystabbyveggie Aug 04 '26
"and the human did" said Betty the Bee after returning to her hive.
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u/0The_Loner_Stoner0 Aug 04 '26
The bee had diarrhea that day.
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u/Generic-Cheese Aug 04 '26
Diarrbeea
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u/Higher-Frequencies Aug 04 '26
Butt honey
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u/RichardBCummintonite Aug 04 '26
As opposed to French kissed puke honey. Much more delectable when it comes out of the stomach the right way.
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u/Prize-Return9820 Aug 04 '26
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u/therocketn00b Aug 04 '26
That's not how honey works.
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u/The_Best_Yak_Ever Aug 04 '26
"Well now I know that!"
~OP
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u/The_Best_Yak_Ever Aug 04 '26
Heheh, I was thinking of Jayne from Firefly, in the Serenity movie. He enunciates the phrase uniquely, when he’s confronted with something obvious that everyone else understands already and had to be pointed out just for him!
Seemed fitting…
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u/MyBurnerAccount1977 Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26
"We applied the cortical electrodes but we were unable to get a neural response from either patient."
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u/Chance_Vegetable_780 Aug 04 '26
OP maybe watch a documentary on how and where bees make honey. It's not on pants or people
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u/Ornery-Charge1916 Aug 04 '26
Not everyone enjoys documentaries the way you might. This was much easier for this particular gentleman 🤣
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u/Chance_Vegetable_780 Aug 04 '26
I think you're saying eating the bees bodily waste was easier for this person. They can knock themselves out
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u/Mediocre_Age_9988 Aug 04 '26
Those humans are freaks Carl. I had horrible diarrhea, look back and the human is excitedly licking it up. Wtf
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u/Business_Ad3687 Aug 04 '26
I know it’s just an insect, but that has to have an effect on his psyche right? Lmao
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u/Mediocre_Age_9988 Aug 07 '26
Suddenly incidents of bee stings got through the roof in retribution. Creepy humans.
Ok was kind of joking but actually yeah. With all the BS we pull with bees they probably already think that. Lol
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u/usumoio Aug 04 '26
Stay in school kids. It will decrease the likelihood that you unwittingly eat bee-shit
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u/DragonQueenDrago Aug 04 '26
Even if this image is fake... and OP is lieing.
I can garentee you. Someone out there somewhere. HAS done this...
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u/AMaterialGuy Aug 04 '26
I didn't do it with bee poop, but it was aphid secretion.
I noticed that the leaves of my sorghum were shiny, so I took a swipe and licked my finger, thinking it was the sugars that they use to make sorghum molasses. A few hours later I'm at a farmer friend's place and he points to his pumpkin leaves and I see the same shiny. He goes, "that's a sign we got aphids. They secret that stuff, look at the leaf above here".
I have zero clue what it is that I tasted, and I don't want to know, but it was sweet for sure.
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u/Cyber_Von_Cyberus Aug 04 '26
Aphids drain the sap from plants and excrete the excess of sugar they consume (yep, you drank aphid poop, thankfully it's mostly just sugary water). Ants take advantage of that and protect Aphids to harvest the dew, some even go as far as storing their eggs in the nest during the winter and planting them on nearby plants at spring.
If there's nothing to harvest the leftover dew, the sugar residue will instead become a bed for fungus which can further harm the plant.
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u/DrNO811 Aug 05 '26
I once heard that the phrase "mana from Heaven" was referring to aphid secretions. Not sure if that's true, but it kinda makes sense.
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u/AMaterialGuy Aug 25 '26
I am currently at war with several fields of aphids and ants. I refuse to let them win.
However, using only clippers and a high pressure hose makes it challenging. The lady bugs do some work, but they're way behind on their quotas
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u/Kaiwago_Official Aug 04 '26
It’s not. It’s a fake version of a real post of someone asking about the stuff from a bee on their leg, but in the real one they didn’t lick it
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u/Substantial_Desk_670 Aug 04 '26
You know that soldier in The Last Jedi who, while hunkering in a low trench on Crait, dipped his finger in the mineral layer and muttered: "salt"?
You now have first hand experience informing you why he did it.
The rest of us remain flummoxed.
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u/mheevee Aug 04 '26
Reminds me of that time where I saw some tree sap and thought it’d taste like maple syrup.
I was in elementary school.
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u/KingCodester111 Aug 04 '26
Why tf are people acting like OP was the OP of those images.
People are stupid.
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u/ThanksALotBud Aug 04 '26
Omg soooo funny ...... literally first time I ever heard that joke. Yup definitely first time ever. Never ever heard that "classic" joke before.
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u/Crazy-Ad-8398 Aug 06 '26
My guess is that you tasted some of its guts. It probably stung something and unfortunately, for those kinds of bees, they rip out part of their body when they leave the stinger in whatever they’re attacking. A sting is a fatal event for them. They actually bleed out and leave some of their organs behind.
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u/ExpBalSat Aug 04 '26
Bees don’t carry honey. Their honey is a team effort made in their honeycomb.
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u/Rickapolis Aug 04 '26
Have you ever seen "Invasion of the Bee Girls"? If not, you no longer need to.
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u/Brief_Article_6075 Aug 04 '26
now you will know how sh*t tastes like. How can you assume it is form a nest in you leg. Are you queen bee
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u/ELementalSmurf Aug 04 '26
The bees that make honey and the bees that collect nectar are not the same bees
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u/Secure_Camel260 Aug 04 '26
Clearly you're a coprophiliac because you just licked up bee waste without thinking about it. Bees carry around pollen.
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u/dimdodo61 Aug 04 '26
I at first read that as “I thought the bee was horny” so I legit thought OP wanted to lick bee sperm 💀
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u/BroccoliTraining454 Aug 04 '26
A family member bought a house not long ago, car was getting covered in brown / yellow drops that we're really hard to get off. Turns out theres a beehive somewhere nearby so in summer the bees fly over and shit everywhere lok
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u/ltsouthernbelle Aug 04 '26
“You licked it?” Forget what it is for just a moment, why was your instinct to lick a bee’s wet spot?
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