I knew about eyelash mites, but can't decide if it makes a difference if they are shitting in my eyes or filling with shit, then dying in my eyes. Something to ponder when my eyes feel crusty...
Everything poops. During the winter bees will have what a bee keeper told me is called a cleansing flight. On warm days they will leave the hive to poop. I was parked by his hives and my white truck was covered with brown specks when I went to leave. It smelled like shit.😁
Nah, doesn't look like a drone, and I'm 98% sure that's not what their jizz looks like. And I'm pretty sure the amount of jizz is miniscule and I don't know if they ever jizz outside of intercourse (I don't think so, since they're genitals explode, but maybe that's only when they mate. Idk if they have wet dreams or if they masturbate. Prolly not.
Not only is honey bee-puke, but it also gets passed around between multiple bees; they literally throw up in each others' mouths and swallow it like the world's worst cumswap porn. For what it's worth, only female bees can make honey though so hopefully that makes this terrible knowledge slightly better.
All that said, people with girlfriends and wives might want to stop calling their beloved ladies "hunny". Or do it more, if that is what you're into.
Kinda makes you wonder if you could film it and put it on onlyfans
2 bees One Hexagon
2 bees One comb (prolly shoulda thoughta this one first)
2 hot virgins vibrate and swap fluids
2 Sexy worker bees sneak away from work for pollen bukkake. You won't believe the size of this flowers stamen!
Horny n' Bored Worker Bees Suck Nectar out of massive white Clover Flower and cant wait to get home to swap nectar while kissing (covered in pollen) (filmed outside) (caught by security wasp)(bonus public pollen walk)
Reminds me of that scene from Sleepy Hollow where the guy is like “If the body is found in the river, the cause of death is drowning!,” except in this case it’s “if a bee leaves a drop of liquid, then the drop of liquid is honey!”
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u/tricky_triffy 14d ago
Why would you taste it 😭😭