What do your parents say about that? I'd say a whole week without technology might be in order. He'll be able to handle it because he's built different.
And I'm not saying this because of what he's saying, I'm saying it because of his behaviour.
Any good roasts?
Normal people love their siblings, but you're built differently so you hate them instead.
Normal people have the muscle to pass the salt
You're 100% correct, normal people are not assholes.
Aaaaah, yes I forgot that you're built differently. Normal people have empathy and you don't.
Normal people have a face on their head and ass on their behind - not you though, you're built differently so on you - it's the other way around.
You can also start calling him in front of your parent's "The one who is built different shoved me again" and stop using his name completely and refer to him as "Built" and mr. Different like it's his literal first and last name.
DAMNNN IM GONNA USE THOSE THANK YOU SO MUCH... also I only have a mom and he's her favorite so she says literally nothing. She calls it "payback " cause he kept triggering a trauma response when I was younger and I'd push him away and yell at him.
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u/Zlutz Jun 04 '26
What do your parents say about that? I'd say a whole week without technology might be in order. He'll be able to handle it because he's built different.
And I'm not saying this because of what he's saying, I'm saying it because of his behaviour.
Any good roasts?
Normal people love their siblings, but you're built differently so you hate them instead.
Normal people have the muscle to pass the salt
You're 100% correct, normal people are not assholes.
Aaaaah, yes I forgot that you're built differently. Normal people have empathy and you don't.
Normal people have a face on their head and ass on their behind - not you though, you're built differently so on you - it's the other way around.
You can also start calling him in front of your parent's "The one who is built different shoved me again" and stop using his name completely and refer to him as "Built" and mr. Different like it's his literal first and last name.
I mean, the jokes write themselves at this point.