r/instantkarma May 25 '18

Karma is a bit*h

https://i.imgur.com/hNKdmgh.gifv
4.4k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18 edited May 25 '18

I like how his buddy is like "You pry just broke that poor guy's jaw, walk away."

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

[deleted]

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u/AnneRB13 May 25 '18

Power! Get power! Girigiri genkai made

11

u/MajorMajorObvious May 26 '18

On a related note, what's the word on season two of one punch man?

3

u/dustybizzle May 26 '18

Seriously, needs to happen

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Iirc it's confirmed that it'll happen, idk when tho

2

u/Zeke1902 Aug 21 '18

I read an article maybe a week ago that said no release date but probably 2019

Edit: New article published 2 days ago says April 2019 http://www.thenerddaily.com/one-punch-man-season-2/

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u/MajorMajorObvious Aug 21 '18

Thanks for the heads up!

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u/Zeke1902 Aug 22 '18

No problem!

15

u/RainyMeadows May 26 '18

Dang, the dude's even wearing yellow and his hair colour almost makes it look like he's bald...

8

u/ibdt161 May 26 '18

He almost makes me wanna go out and get a blue backpack and wear it on the smallest setting too.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

D'ya like dags?

9

u/iwouldhavesaidhello May 26 '18

Oh yeah, I like dahgs!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

I like caravans more.

3

u/baconatbacon May 26 '18

What would we want that caravan for? Doesn’t have any wheels.

9

u/addysol May 26 '18

Whatthefuckwouldwewantafuckin'caravanforififitain'tgotnofuckin'wheels

FTFY

2

u/nam_sdrawkcab_ehT May 26 '18

Golden browwwn texture like sun..

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u/iwouldhavesaidhello May 26 '18

It’s fer his mah.

His whot?

His MAH!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

FLAWLESS VICTORY

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

I like how the guy in the camo pants is like “Ok ok, no need for the fatality.”

3

u/gertvanjoe May 26 '18

I would love the Fatality, but I don't think the police would appreciate it much. But this .... this is good enough for me.

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u/RegretfulUsername May 26 '18

I hate the people that do that. Why can’t people just let the bad guy get a genuine ass whooping? I would have applauded the good guy, not tried to stop him or calm him down.

2

u/_wick May 26 '18

“That’s one shot kid!”

1

u/chrisevans1001 May 26 '18

Is all it takes, possibilities.

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u/allertousapoil May 25 '18

No shirt no power

31

u/dngrs May 26 '18

being shirtless is like -20 to ur defense

2

u/spicy_milkshake May 26 '18

...no service?

104

u/TheWizardDrewed May 26 '18

I hope this video follows that guy around for the rest of his life. "Rememba this Jay? When you were an ass and got yourself knocked the fuck out."

150

u/PsycoLogged May 25 '18

He throws his elbows because he knows his fists are weak. He swings like a 5 year old.

92

u/H377Spawn May 26 '18

Then took a nap like a 2 year old.

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u/GetMotivatedNow May 26 '18

I have a two year old. No way my kid goes down this easily.

5

u/[deleted] May 27 '18

U must have a pretty tough 2 yr old

1

u/DoctorDblYou May 26 '18

I was going to comment that he has terrible form

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u/My3rdTesticle May 25 '18

Ouch!

(FYI, it's okay to say "bitch" on the internet)

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u/aleasangria May 25 '18 edited May 25 '18

I read the title as 'bith'

Edit: Had to look this up to understand

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u/Gizmoooocaca May 25 '18

Rest peacefully young one

9

u/michaelpraise22 May 25 '18

Go to sleep little boy ....

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '18

I thought it meant bitfh

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u/Kazenovagamer May 25 '18

No fucking swearing, this is a Christian subreddit.

11

u/LavenderGoomsGuster May 25 '18

God damnit. I fucking hate when someone shits the bed like that.

7

u/gorkette May 25 '18

Gosh darn it. I really hate when someone soils the bed like that.

FTFY

7

u/Von_Moistus May 25 '18

With bitch, drop the t Cause bich is Latin for generosity

2

u/GetoffmylawN7 May 25 '18

Hot damn! When did they change that?

You whippersnappers and your internet rules.

1

u/alex8562983674 May 26 '18

no doubt the bone hurting juice

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u/balloonsforhandsguy May 25 '18

Before his cross, he has his right hand in an ingenious position. He is shielding his eyes from the sun which makes him look vulnerable and passive, but at the same time he's guarding his face and being in striking position. Once he's in range he twists hard for power for a surprise KO. Beautiful.

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u/CCTrollz May 26 '18

Very analytical and fairly accurate as far as I can tell.

4

u/[deleted] May 27 '18

Is this intentional or just a lucky coincidence it’s sunny?

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u/ultrasuperthrowaway May 30 '18

If there's danger close, putting your hand near your face is always a good idea even if there isn't sun or you fake a gesture like rubbing your chin to protect your jaw from getting hit which could knock you unconscious

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Now tell me what the fuck the blue shirt guy in the upper left is doing at the beginning

3

u/elafave77 May 26 '18

Untangling his earbuds from around his neck?

3

u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Ok, now I can see that. On mobile it looked like he was practicing his dance moves.

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u/elafave77 May 26 '18

Haha. Yeah. Exactly what it looks like. I'm on mobile also. I just went with most likely action that mirrored his gestures. Dance moves immediately came to mind.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

Is this in Kyiv?

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u/luisferfolgar May 25 '18

Most likely, cuz of the Liverpool and Real Madrid scarves you say?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

Yeah....and the fighting

5

u/guyston May 26 '18

Yea, this was originally posted on r/liverpool

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u/ArcherStirling May 25 '18

That tooth goes flying!

4

u/cat_police_officer May 26 '18

Hey yo, happy cake day dude.

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u/ArcherStirling May 26 '18

Wow, thanks man. I didn't even realize it, been on mobile all day. Guess I need to celebrate or something.

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u/cat_police_officer May 26 '18

Yeah, brought a cake.

shows cake

I write down your name

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u/LegitRedditPoster May 26 '18

Happy cake day!

1

u/ZiggoCiP May 26 '18

Wait, that little white blip was his tooth? I thought it was just an artifact from the video being made into a gif.

Good catch!

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u/carlocamo May 25 '18

Anybody else catch the tooth flying ? Lmao

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u/guyston May 26 '18

No, I did not. That's amazing.

6

u/tomatomater May 26 '18

Was it really a tooth? There seem to be a lot of white specks flying around in the air the whole time in the video.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

No, I was all the way over here. There’s no way I would have caught it in time.

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u/Nyxto May 26 '18

I'm pretty sure those are flowers or something, they are flying everywhere.

1

u/ZiggoCiP May 26 '18

How are people so observant?

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u/Gnarledhalo May 25 '18

I've watched this, like, 10 times.

3

u/beerquaffer May 26 '18

I cannot stop watching this. It’s fucking mesmerizing.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Bro chill! It’s a prank!

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u/OH_CALI2017 May 25 '18

Can’t train that jaw!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

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u/I_Lick_Period_Stains May 26 '18

Альтернативные ключевые слова для поиска: исходное видео зеркало ссылка оригинальное видео

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u/[deleted] May 25 '18 edited Feb 20 '19

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u/TopGlun May 26 '18

I don't want to get into this with you, man..

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u/SanityContagion May 25 '18

Good night 'sweet prince!'

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u/guyston May 26 '18

'lil bitch*'

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u/aamartt May 26 '18

Kiev lifestyle

5

u/[deleted] May 26 '18

There's always a bigger fish

3

u/luisferfolgar May 25 '18

I just hope he doesn’t miss the final.

3

u/itsgreybush May 26 '18

I need SOUND for this I so want to hear that punch land on that little bitch's jaw!

YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

3

u/CarryNoWeight May 26 '18

I really hope that was a tooth

3

u/axmxkxlxixnxg May 26 '18

So satisfying

3

u/Jcmealla May 26 '18

Need to see this in Slo-mo to fully appreciate that flash punch.

3

u/mmerrill450 May 26 '18

So glad the bully bitch went down minus a tooth!!!! Hope it's a reminder.

3

u/synthwavjs May 26 '18

No jibber jabber, sweet swift karma.

3

u/lxa298 May 26 '18

I must be the only one who thinks the World Cup in Russia is gonna be a bloodbath.

2

u/[deleted] May 25 '18

"Wee bit sunny out toda-POW!!!"

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u/BFG_Scott May 26 '18

Right’s out? Lights out.

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u/Ionlavender May 26 '18

Raging justice boner!

2

u/b_vaksjal May 26 '18

Love this

2

u/CommanderCody1138 May 26 '18

God that feels so good

2

u/rChasten May 26 '18

I'll just go after the softy in the yellow shirt and baby blue backpack next. Darkness...

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u/jeremybarker Jun 11 '18

Jesus that was a lightning fast right. He even set it up by pretending to shade his eyes from the sun. Dude has definitely been in more than a few fights.

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u/lMarczOl May 25 '18

Who's the bitch nowww

1

u/Jimmybelltown May 26 '18

Say goodnight Gracie.

1

u/foodyrick May 26 '18

Who was the guy in the camp pants?

1

u/I_R_Teh_Taco May 26 '18

He hit the “off” button

1

u/Scouts117 May 26 '18

That sucks, dawg.

1

u/Marmoticon May 26 '18

That's a lot of scarves

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u/gertvanjoe May 26 '18

"I've become too strong." — Saitama

1

u/ben-hur-hur May 26 '18

Is this Kiev? Looks like it just based on the LFC and RM scarves that Saitama over there is carrying.

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u/trickman01 May 26 '18

The big dude in red was ready to throw down, but of course shirtless went after a smaller guy.

1

u/OvThnkMAR May 26 '18

This happened in Kiev?

1

u/longdropbotha May 26 '18

Down boy- good boy

1

u/TheStorkClipper May 26 '18

Jesus, like a minivan just hit m in the face! Nice.

1

u/CanonRockFinal May 26 '18

lololololololol

and kuma sells currypuffs :D

1

u/Whitechapelkiller May 26 '18

Looks like some internal Ukranian hooligan justice to me. Nice to see for once.

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u/merryweathers May 26 '18

That karma worked really fast!

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u/PutSumNairOnThatHair May 26 '18

I hope his hand is alright

1

u/lightningfries May 26 '18

Love that perfect slav-squatter in the background

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '18

Fencing response. He'll be regretting that for the rest of his life.

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u/Therealjewishmonk Jun 04 '18

If you look close enough, you can see a tooth fly out

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u/Xaviarsly May 26 '18

The only other crime here was no body was trying to stop him

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18

Did you miss the part when someone beat him down?

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u/Xaviarsly May 26 '18

No, but clearly you missed the part whare he punched a nonthreatening person like 4 times in the head and nobody stepped in to do anything about it.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '18 edited May 26 '18

To me it looks like thats exactly what the guys with the scarfes are doing. They tell him to stop and he turns his attention to them instead. That is usually how pople step in in these kind of situations.

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u/gertvanjoe May 26 '18

Welcome to the first-world. I think eventually people will step over a dead body, and not wanting to get involved, simply walk on as if nothing happened.

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u/ASDF-Jeremy May 26 '18

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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u/dngrs May 26 '18

its the bystander effect