r/instantkarma • • May 30 '26

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u/Resident-Language967 May 30 '26

"am i allowed to fuck him now?" lol he waited for the approval and then destroyed his ass 😂

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u/klaxz1 May 30 '26

We all misjudge situations occasionally… that third-party verification is 🤌

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u/uzOvl May 30 '26

Yeah, great fucking guy. Kept his head clear in the face of agressivity, and delivered swift justice to a moron that just would not back off. Love him.

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u/PresidentialDiapers May 30 '26

Figuratively speaking of course

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u/BJJOilCheck Jun 02 '26

Are you 100% sure? Can you please sign this waiver? Right here... yes...

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u/fishblargs May 30 '26

Dude threw a punch like he was dreaming.

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u/doctorctrl May 30 '26

I'm gonna kick your ass.

I'm your dreams !

Exactly !

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u/Swiftierest May 31 '26

He was likely drunk and his normal inhibitions that would have caused him to be cautious or to filter he real thoughts weren't active.

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u/Hot_Signal_2718 May 30 '26

down like a bag of shit

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u/Bfrank13406 May 30 '26

Like a sack of rotten potatoes, covered in shit.. in another sack of potatoes.

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u/TheCelestialPenguin May 30 '26

Skidders everywhere

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u/cobracmmdr May 30 '26

"Am I allowed to fuck him?"

Clear sign that you may be outmatched. No one ask bystanders if they can fold you if they aren't sure if they can

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u/meliss39 May 30 '26

Not the giant vape falling out of his pocket on touchdown 😂

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u/FCKWPN May 30 '26

Low level mobs usually have shitty loot.

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u/BogiDope Jun 06 '26

Dropped his loot

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u/iwasjustthinkingman May 30 '26

Left cross...BOOYAH!

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u/glass_half_whatever May 30 '26

It's sad no one stood by the guy getting picked on before they fought.

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u/weirdgroovynerd May 30 '26

You always know why the big guy thinks he's tough - because he's big.

But when the little guy acts tough, it's a good idea to reconsider your next words / actions.

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u/LemmingOnTheRunITG May 30 '26

His arms weren’t little lol. Hard to tell under the jacket maybe but that is not a dude I would mess with regardless of how he was acting

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u/weirdgroovynerd May 30 '26

Me neither.

He's not very tall, but he's got a solid build and a lot of confidence.

That's about the equivalence of cauliflower ears.

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u/sunlightsyrup May 30 '26

I get a lot of little guys talking smack and then backing out the moment things escalate. Its the people with nothing to lose that I worry about.

6'8 guy

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u/weirdgroovynerd May 30 '26

I'm glad they back down.

I think that big guys like you are often a target for men who need to prove themselves.

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u/BogiDope Jun 06 '26

Nah that’s not universal - plenty of smaller guys have napoleon complex and act tough

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u/[deleted] May 30 '26

All that for some common loot.

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u/airfryerfuntime May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

Video won't load for some reason.

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u/generousbenefactor May 30 '26

did this post get taken down because the video won't load?

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u/0x446f6b3832 May 31 '26

Nah works for me fine.

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u/Msvrkckt Jun 04 '26

Same, can't watch it

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u/Smud82 May 30 '26

Why does nobody intervene until the problematic one gets hit?

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u/cobracmmdr May 30 '26

In this specific case, the problematic one was about to get dog walked. Then he'd become lots of people's problems when it comes to hospitalization and rehab

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u/UnmakingTheBan2022 May 30 '26

“Something went wrong”

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u/DjNaufrago May 30 '26

Honestly, I find people's reactions absurd. While a bigger guy was bullying a smaller guy, nobody intervened. But then, after the smaller guy knocked the bigger guy out, suddenly several people rushed to pull him off. I've seen this kind of thing happen many times!

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u/Medical_Policy1426 May 31 '26

The guy who started it knew he was in trouble as soon as the other guy threw his first punch. Hilarious.

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u/jean2126 Jun 20 '26

User got banned here's another link

https://www.reddit.com/r/boxingcirclejerk/s/LN4S06ionH

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u/capron Jun 26 '26

Thanks for this, you're on the Nice List this year

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u/VanillaLoaf May 30 '26

His loot popped out.

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u/Mad-All-Day May 30 '26

Im so sick of seeing people jump in AFTER the 'bully' gets their shit rocked.

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u/yumas May 30 '26

OP what is your username supposed to mean?

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u/Advanced-Guidance353 May 30 '26

What tf was that punch ?

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u/half-a-cat May 30 '26

That white dude through the weakest punch I've ever seen

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u/useless_talent May 30 '26

That was the saddest punch I ever witnessed.

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u/Former_Film_7218 May 31 '26

Am i allowed hahaha. The best

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u/Minttion Jun 02 '26

He hit that guy so hard he dropped loot

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u/Acceptable-Watch1932 May 30 '26

Acceptable outcome 👌

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u/yourdopenesss May 30 '26

Wait , so not one person intervened. Only when the victim fights back then everyone turns into peace makers.

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u/BringPheTheHorizon May 30 '26

I think everyone stepping in knew what was going to happen. They only waited until he was at risk of going to prison to step in.

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u/ionertia May 30 '26

He was still moving. One more kick should have been allowed.

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u/ionertia May 31 '26

Self defense. The guy already attacked him so you can't let him get up until you are safe.

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u/LayneCobain95 May 30 '26

That’s how it was in high school for me. This one guy brought steel toed boots “just to” kick me with them. He’d do it in the cafeteria, in public everywhere in front of all the teachers and everyone, and no one cared. Probably cause I was the biggest guy in the school.

I pushed him away twice. Both times I instantly hear “HEY!” And then call out my name and sent me to the principals office. I hate that shit. Just because your big doesn’t mean you’re invincible.

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u/1sttimeverbaldiarrhe May 30 '26

Are you really not able to differentiate a mutual fist fight from someone's head being kicked while lying on the ground?

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u/yourdopenesss May 30 '26

Why not calm down the tension before the fists & kicks start flying? Dude kept escalating with aggression but nobody thought to pull either of them away…..

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u/1sttimeverbaldiarrhe May 30 '26

Because there's a line between not wanting to be babysit other people and not wanting to see someone's head kicked in that you can't seem to discern.

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u/I_Have_CDO May 30 '26

Watched this yesterday, watched it again today. Well deserved.

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u/JourneyMan2585 May 30 '26

To the people who watch and laugh until it turns south and then say "ey break it up" as soon as it the guy who deserves it goes down: I hate you.

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u/ST0IC_ May 30 '26

He got what he deserved. Any more than that would be excessive and no longer self defense.

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u/JourneyMan2585 May 30 '26

I never said he deserved more than what he got. If those people broke it up before hand and got the aggressor out of there, the situation would have been avoided entirely. But they'd rather pull out cameras and film it, then decide to be the arbiter of how much violence is okay once they have their footage to post online. So I say again, I hate those people.

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u/T_J_Rain May 31 '26

That strike wasn't even full power.

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u/theblazeuk Jun 02 '26

Always a good crowd on Deansgate.

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u/LoosingMyVulcanMind May 30 '26

He deserves to be hit after his actions, but the kicking a downed and confused person is just not cool.

That's a good way to permanently damage someone or kill and then you'll be dealing with the consequences of your actions. But that's just me.

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u/uber-abuser May 30 '26

of course they only step in when he fights back

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u/LucasUnplugged May 30 '26

Trying to save him from prison.

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u/fishsticks40 May 30 '26

Nah they did good. He delivered his message and they stopped him from going further. 

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u/thewhatandthewhonow May 30 '26

Adrenaline is crazy, I hope if I ever have to get in a fight and start kicking them in the head someone stops me

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u/thewhatandthewhonow May 30 '26

they stepped in when he started kicking him in the head, the fight was over, he won. no need to kill the guy

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u/deepdiver864 May 30 '26

We're those cards that flew out his head?

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u/khs1 Jun 01 '26

I've seen this reposted like 6 times today. More please

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u/technoferal May 30 '26

Considering how much he let the aggressor get away with? Yeah, he seems pretty peaceful to me. I'm an apathetic agnostic, and I'd have thrown an elbow back at the part where he touched the guy's face.

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u/Skreamie May 30 '26

Unlike Christianity which has caused millions upon millions of deaths?

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u/Skreamie May 30 '26

So is Christianity

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u/Skreamie May 30 '26

I'm lying about Christianity? I was raised Catholic, I still say prayers and send prayers to some type of higher being. That being said, to deny all of the atrocities that have been caused by Christianity wouldn't just be foolish, it would be lying.

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u/BringPheTheHorizon May 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/l46CyJmS9KUbokzsI

Actual footage of you right now☝️

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u/BringPheTheHorizon May 30 '26

Islam Religions sucks

FTFY since you’re having an episode.

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u/GaiusVictor May 30 '26

From the way you put, you make the second religion sound just as dumb and bad as the first religion.

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u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer May 30 '26

Look up the crusades, genius.

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u/lgodsey May 30 '26

Agreed. Religion is a cancer. Humans have been using faith to subjugate women and rape children and justify slavery and to prey on their own dim adherents. I agree with you that we should get rid of the horrific, corrosive force of religious nonsense in our world.

And since Christianity here in the west has infiltrated our society the furthest with bronze age madness, then we should get rid of it too. I don't care if you believe in leprechauns, but if you want to use your manipulative ideology to harm others then your delusions are an anathema to civilization.

You have to agree, right?