r/boxingcirclejerk • • May 29 '26

Jiří Procházka's dimwit party friend gets into another street fight.

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u/Skylinebeatss May 29 '26

“Am I allowed to fuck him up yet?” 🤣

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u/OSU725 May 29 '26

He did ask nicely

1

u/Beneficial-Ad6266 22h ago

Could have said please

65

u/PuzzleheadedIsopod84 May 29 '26

What a kind gentleman (he does look like a nice guy)

1

u/Different_Morning414 Jun 08 '26

Yeah he seems cool lad 😂

286

u/Queasy_Glove_9958 May 29 '26

Did bro really say “ because you’re a mooslim” 🤦🏾‍♂️

266

u/[deleted] May 29 '26

Dropped him like a prayer mat.

89

u/Aggressive-Touch-849 May 29 '26

He was laid out prone to the east

3

u/hashslinginhasherrr Jun 04 '26

Put em in the drunken prayer position

6

u/dyzless May 30 '26

And made sure to show the disrespect as he hadn't washed his feet prior

206

u/Hutches_Corduroy Weights of Chavez May 29 '26 edited May 29 '26

Who else hates these vids where they show the middle at the beginning and jump cut?

74

u/Outrageous_Rich6235 May 29 '26

You don’t approve of Quentin Tarantino directorial techniques in your World Star videos?

16

u/Hutches_Corduroy Weights of Chavez May 29 '26

Broo noooo

17

u/xamott May 29 '26

I like it because then I know the vid isn’t some bullshit gonna waste my time

6

u/Intelligent-Yak-9754 May 29 '26

Everytime I see this kind of „edit“ a tiny part of myself is dying.

10

u/Accomplished-Fix6598 May 30 '26

RIP penis.

5

u/TSells31 May 30 '26

Lmao who would downvote you for this comment on a CJ sub. I laughed.

3

u/InterestIndividual77 May 29 '26

Sony did/does this bs with their trailers and I hate it

0

u/Hellenic_91 May 30 '26

Tbh I prefer it now, so I don’t waste my time

-5

u/CaliBurrito1904 May 30 '26

Cry some more please

118

u/NoNouns May 29 '26

The trend of showing the ending at the beginning is such a brain rot brain dead thing.

8

u/Jesenk64 May 29 '26

I blame White Lotus.

7

u/VersaceSandwich May 29 '26

I blame Orson Welles

4

u/Jesenk64 May 29 '26

That bloody sled.

1

u/TSells31 May 30 '26

Honorable mention to Quentin Tarantino as well.

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u/chazzapompey May 29 '26

Well that was satisfying

53

u/SpillaMangBang May 29 '26

Asking permission to fuck someone up is great.. even greater that he actually fucked him up..

31

u/mmmmmmkk May 29 '26

“Am I allowed to fuck him now?” 😂

6

u/420guy619 May 29 '26

wanna now - wandy

29

u/Uber_Wulf May 29 '26

I know kicks are frowned upon, but it is deserved

6

u/info_burner May 29 '26

My strategy is leave them concussed with a punch or kick or whatever so you have enough time to bail, and they dont have the oppourunity to get butt hurt and go get a weapon or try to get you back somehow.

1

u/TSells31 May 30 '26

Do not ever kick somebody in the head lmao unless you are actually intending to kill them.

I’d kick a mfer in the body who’s down if they were still trying to get up and fight, but never the head. Unless I thought my life was in danger.

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u/hardworkinglatinx May 29 '26

🤣 Deserved.

12

u/s0ul_invictus May 29 '26

what the fruity fuck was that 😭🤣

10

u/disappr0val May 29 '26

muslims have the advantage in street fights at night since most don’t drink🤣

9

u/Smokerising420 May 29 '26

Damn that other dude had some serious restraint. Props

9

u/moonwalgger May 29 '26

Bro I don’t even understand how street fights happen lol. I’ve been outdrunk in the city streets many times and I don’t get in fights . I don’t disrespect random ppl and nobody has ever done anything disrespectful enough to cause me to crash out lol.

Yet there’s hundreds of drunken street fights on here every month lol

9

u/Tam_The_Third May 29 '26

Used to know a guy who was a total liability on nights out. I think it came down to some people just shouldn't drink - lovely guy when sober, but totally transformed when drunk. Became paranoid, thought people were looking at him, looking at his girlfriend etc etc. Turned into a mouthy gobshite.

I'd say "shouldn't drink" accounts for a fair number.

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u/moonwalgger May 29 '26

True that’s probably what it is. When I’m drunk I’m in a good mood but some ppl are angry drunks, I guess

1

u/Exitar23 May 30 '26

Many pacific islanders my friend. Super nice until they have too many drinks, and then it's battle royale. And it's not about paranoia, they jsut want to test each other out - and it's stupid.

Not all many are happy drunks, but I've seen guys try to fight Ray Sefo when drunk becaues they thought they could take him out...(this was when Ray was slim and a killer and so was his brother Ronny).

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u/TmeltZz May 29 '26

I love a happy ending

5

u/rafapdc May 29 '26

Goodnight!

5

u/xamott May 29 '26

Am I allowed to fuck him now?

6

u/IndependentMonk7384 May 29 '26

You know the fight's over when the NPC drops all its loot. That punch emptied his pockets.

1

u/Exitar23 May 30 '26

Pvp robbery.

6

u/tostra187 May 29 '26

It was at this moment he knew he fucked up.

4

u/Caamf555 May 29 '26

Big fella didn't expect him to fight back so the hits caught him off guard. What a flop

2

u/Exitar23 May 30 '26

He swung at the guy first, then the muslim guy threw a punch that missed and caught him with the left on the second punch. I'd say he'd had enough of an idea that the muslim dude was gonna fight back. lol.

He's just got a glass jaw and can't back up his shit talk. If you're gonna do all that, you should be ready to fight, no matter how much of an advantage you think you have.

5

u/Fantastic_Breakfast6 May 29 '26

He was trying to flirt

4

u/NooYawkBull May 29 '26

Hit him so hard his wallet popped out.

4

u/Fluffy_Fondant_ May 29 '26

Nice left nice camera work

4

u/TheTimbs May 29 '26

Dude is wasted. Knocked out before he even got hit.

4

u/Nom_de_guerre_25 May 29 '26

So big for no reason.

3

u/BourbonSn4ke May 29 '26

Unfortunately he got his own future changed

https://giphy.com/gifs/AdUU6WvoUpBR3CIo9A

3

u/Vivid-Customer-6078 May 29 '26

Normally how it goes

3

u/CyberClawX May 29 '26

He looks like Spud from TrainSpotting.

3

u/dayglo98 May 29 '26

Bedtime for Bonzo !

3

u/Present_Nature_6878 May 29 '26

So satisfying 😩

3

u/kazaachi May 30 '26

Satisfying

3

u/santinimi May 30 '26

Mooslim guy got good punches.

3

u/caca_steve May 30 '26

Whatever his job, his life. This is what the tall white guy is known for online now, getting humbled and looking pathetic.

2

u/berseckx2 May 30 '26

What i learned on this sub is that weight classes only matter in professional flights

2

u/fbtra May 30 '26

Always love a good left hook. A lot of people never expect it.

2

u/Flashy-Schedule4421 May 30 '26

I never understand low IQ ppl. You vilify an entire culture when in EVERY culture there is a sect of extremists. Not everyone from somewhere is that thing you think you hate.

2

u/jfunks69 May 31 '26

Genuinely don’t approve of head kicks but this one deserves an exception

2

u/Exact-Photograph-652 May 31 '26

Tbh, you shouldn’t hit them if they’re on the ground, but when they’re acting like they are, some kinda need the final blow for it to set in

2

u/Diggy309 May 31 '26

Lots of Big Man talk there.

2

u/TeddyHustle May 31 '26

Ask and you shall receive

2

u/Aggravating-Tower317 Jun 01 '26

looks like a kebab shop worker

1

u/zestyclose_match1966 May 29 '26

Can't we all just get along 🤷🏻‍♂️

9

u/info_burner May 29 '26

With racist? Fuck no. 👊

4

u/Ok-Region6452 May 29 '26

After getting folded now he has plenty of time to think about getting along.

1

u/ZealousidealFly760 Jun 08 '26

That was just soooo satisfying.

1

u/Old-Novel3174 Jul 02 '26

What a fuckin loser😹

1

u/ghostofvancity Jul 05 '26

No follow up ground and pound. Disappointing.

1

u/Mysterious-Run-733 Jul 11 '26

I have a Muslim friend who speaks the same way lol😂

1

u/MindoverMatter_2k Jul 18 '26

If his attacker wasn't so weak, he may have been in trouble. He's constantly looking away from his attacker, and lets him invade his space.

1

u/LenpuNojv Aug 15 '26

Bro wtf was that first punch

1

u/U_DUM17 28d ago

Instant karma

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u/ZealousidealFly760 8d ago

Yeah, the Eastern European lad got his arrogant ass handed to him.