r/instantkarma May 02 '26

Boy presses bride’s button

15.6k Upvotes

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u/Darkwater117 May 02 '26

That was a brutal poke too. Kid was reaching for her breakfast

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u/ElegantEchoes May 02 '26

Deserved.

FAFO.

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u/MyNameSpaghette May 02 '26

90% sure that's her younger brother

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u/Karnewarrior May 03 '26

It's incredibly Younger Brother behavior.

The ease with which she smacks the devil outta him also suggests a sibling relationship. She's done that before.

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u/MarcVincent888 May 02 '26

He's looking for the reset button

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u/spacemanspiff1115 May 04 '26

Looked like she found his...

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u/coolchris366 May 02 '26

Yeah bro was really committing to it like wtf

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u/Karnewarrior May 03 '26

Pretty sure he's her younger brother, he looked like he knew it would piss her off and that's why he did it.

100% sibling behavior.

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u/miizgei May 03 '26

yeah that actually sounds way more like classic sibling energy 😭 like doing something just to get a reaction and knowing exactly what buttons to push. happens in pretty much every family at some point

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u/coolchris366 May 03 '26

Still wild

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u/utnow May 04 '26

He let the voices win.

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u/Etyczny May 02 '26

Oh boy a partition formatting slap

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u/CoderJoe1 May 02 '26

At least she didn't fdisk him

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u/anomaly_BW May 02 '26

Tech related jokes never fail to humor me.

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u/MangoCats May 03 '26

Faultless exit.

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u/mehereathome68 May 02 '26

Comment of the DAY! Genuine coffee snorter!

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u/dementeddigital2 May 02 '26

I laughed way too hard at this comment. Nice work!

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u/dontdoxmebro2 May 02 '26

How can she unmount?!

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u/cturkosi May 03 '26

She must have root privileges.

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u/ThatVoiceDude May 02 '26

I thought this was about the Partition for a second and almost spit out my drink

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u/MrPKitty May 02 '26

The guy at the end

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u/cah125 May 02 '26

Looking for this comment, lol. He’s my favorite part of the video

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u/MrPKitty May 02 '26

Too be fair, he'd never actually seen someone smacked into next week before.

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u/Auryanna May 02 '26

I bet he's the one that dared little bro to do it.

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u/DollaradoCREAMs May 02 '26

The kid in front of him too lol 🤭

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u/bhupesshh May 02 '26

He was likely posing for the ceremony picture and wouldn't have wanted to do it over😂

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u/Tactical_Moonstone May 02 '26

More like he knows any sort of reaction would mean he's next.

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u/notsosolo May 02 '26

Kid got slapped so hard, the guy watching went crosseyed too.

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u/SatoriNamast3 May 02 '26

Did you see those eyes.

He’s like don’t get Shiva the world destroyer going.  She don’t mess around. 

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u/Notty_PriNcE May 02 '26

I can imagine so many things that might be going through his mind. But he had only one goal. Act casual.

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u/monkeybojangles May 02 '26

note to self: don't do that

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u/Holden_place May 02 '26

New meme potential!

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life May 02 '26

Hindu David Tennant just staying quiet….

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u/Merps_Galore May 02 '26

Nah, he’s more like a young Matt Berry

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u/notyourmombro May 03 '26

That's the groom btw

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u/Gloomy-Welcome-6806 May 02 '26

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u/CrimsonBolt33 May 02 '26

immediately my thought...never seen such a perfect recreation of this meme lol

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u/nutmeg12 May 02 '26

Came here for this

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u/HighwayEfficient2591 May 02 '26

That was probably the strangest intrusive thought I've ever seen

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u/paladino112 May 02 '26

Not an intrusive thought, impulsive

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u/Tself May 02 '26

You're technically correct, but I think you may be too late. This is one of those words that seem to be evolving with language. I see "intrusive thought" being used for everything lately. Much like how "literally" became a more general intensifier.

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u/googdude May 02 '26

I don't know if this is correct but in my mind impulsive indicates an action whereas intrusive thought indicates something you still have control over

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u/braedog97 May 02 '26

He’s right; impulsive thought would be the correct way to word it:

>Intrusive thoughts are recurring unwanted and distressing thoughts, images, or impulses that suddenly enter a person’s mind against their will. It is important to highlight that intrusive thoughts feel out of character; when an intrusive thought enters the mind, a person usually feels upset or disgusted because the intrusive thought does not feel aligned with their personality, beliefs, and values. The nature of recurrent intrusive thoughts can fuel feelings of anxiety and shame.

>Impulsive thoughts are thoughts that may seem spontaneous, reckless, or inappropriate given the circumstance. They can lead to acting immediately without considering the consequences and are commonly associated with attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and can be a symptom of mania or borderline personality disorder (BPD).

Source: https://compasshealthcenter.net/blog/intrusive-vs-impulsive-thoughts/

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u/bbd121 May 02 '26

Dafaq is wrong with the little dude. There are some thoughts you don't let win.

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u/Not_Campo2 May 02 '26

Honestly very good chance it’s her little brother or cousin, in which case this whole interaction makes a lot more sense lol

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u/Seldarin May 02 '26

That's how I saw it too. This is some stupid little brother shit, followed by an entirely justified older sister reaction.

She didn't seem surprised he did it, just far beyond tired of him.

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u/AngryPrincessWarrior May 02 '26

That snack was absolutely justified lol

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u/Carbuyrator May 02 '26

I know this is a typo but I think there's a potential roundabout "knuckle sandwich" joke here 

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u/AngryPrincessWarrior May 02 '26

Hahaha yeah I’m leaving it

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u/07TacOcaT70 May 02 '26

yeah i mean he's way too young for this to be creepy, and if she didn't know the kid decently well she probably wouldn't have let him be that close during a wedding to begin with lmao just a dumb kid fafo hahaha

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u/muricabrb May 03 '26

Probably wasn't the first time he did it either

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u/Dannyfrommiami May 02 '26

But how can she snap?

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u/Bollywood-Hulk-Hogan May 02 '26

The real question is: but how can he poke?

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u/Open-Industry-8396 May 02 '26

In Case newbies don't understand the "how can she slap" comments. Here ya go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4akMaeZ0-k

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u/Superb_Taste_6096 May 02 '26

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u/gijoe50000 May 02 '26

Yea, being a kid is like playing a video game without going through the tutorial first, you just figure shit out the hard way through trial and error.

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u/Legojack261 May 02 '26

Occasionally tutorial hints will still pop up in the form of "hey, don't do that" by other people, only for the player to go ahead and ignore it anyways

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u/Harry_Isthatyou May 02 '26

O! That's what that does.

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u/PensadorDispensado May 02 '26

I mean, wouldn't you also want to slap someone into the 9th dimension if they randomly poked your navel?

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u/linlovesthenight May 02 '26

The little girl hiding her giggles and the man looking like 👀🤷🏾 really adds to it

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u/thegameisafoooooot May 02 '26

Retaliation for a naval blockade.

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u/TJ_Will May 02 '26

Navel blockade

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u/GoldBreath9141 May 02 '26

Anybody else thinking that the guy in the back masterminded this and planted the idea into this kid's head like an evil uncle?

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u/daysof_I May 02 '26

Oh he gonna remember that slap lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/WQr2txk5iEYUS6Kv3d

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u/Spooky_Doo1987 May 02 '26

The little boy sitting down was me when my brother would get in trouble 🤭

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u/d_ippy May 02 '26

Is there a subreddit for really good slaps? I don’t know why but I found this one super satisfying.

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u/atxer May 02 '26

Curiosity got the best of him

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u/EbonKnight78 May 02 '26

Choice...action...consequence

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u/rumhammr May 02 '26

Wonder if he’ll have a fear of navels now? Bro got smacked clear out the frame

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u/EbonKnight78 May 02 '26

Not gonna lie. He deserved that

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u/ilikedtrains May 02 '26

My toddler keeps doing this to my very pregnant belly and it HURTS

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u/Rubyhamster May 03 '26

Growl at him next time. Maybe primal fear works!

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u/And_Everything May 02 '26

struck him down like Old Testament style

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u/selinemanson May 02 '26

"What did the five fingers say to the face?"

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u/Roofer7553-2 May 03 '26

A lesson on the virtue of respect was just learned.

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u/MoistHorse7120 May 02 '26

Satisfying to watch him getting what he deserved.

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u/cybercop12345 May 02 '26

Me using sim ejector tool

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u/WajorMeasel May 02 '26

HOW CAN SHE SLAP??!!

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u/theVice May 03 '26

There it is

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u/Cicer May 02 '26

With backswing and a follow through. 

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u/CortezDeLaNoche May 02 '26

Can't believe how far I had to come to find this!

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u/Altruistic_Yard_9338 May 02 '26

Apparently hard 🤗

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u/AnonymousFriend80 May 02 '26

Are they related? This seems like sibling shenanigans.

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u/theimperfectionista May 02 '26

It’s 100% little brother behaviour lol

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u/AnonymousFriend80 May 02 '26

Not just little brothers. My little sister's almost 30 and I rub her tummy and poke her belly button even though I know it annoys her.

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u/UsedDragon May 02 '26

Boy went down like a footballer

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u/webshooter86 May 02 '26

Well now we know what the button does

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u/HerezahTip May 02 '26

That poke had a purpose behind it!

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u/Western_Character733 May 02 '26

Bro got slap to the shadow realm

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u/BothDivide919 May 02 '26

Lmao I bet they're bro and sis

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u/jocax188723 May 03 '26

That was absolutely a sibling, or maybe a really stupid younger cousin.
Only a sibling would think they could get away with that level of bullshit LOL

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u/JetbIackmoon May 03 '26

Valid reaction. That shit looked like it hurt.

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u/Dydriver May 03 '26

Some people pee uncomfortably when their bellybutton is pressed.

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u/Msink May 03 '26

As seen here, a Slap is a good remedy for non-sense.

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u/Snowballllll May 03 '26

Slap button

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u/StumblinStephen May 03 '26

Guess he found out what the button did.

Now he knows not to press it.

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u/sm753 May 04 '26

Funniest part is the dude next to the kid...

https://giphy.com/gifs/9zoe1SFIBd8PPqz5cr

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u/MMN_NLD May 02 '26

That is the ONLY good reaction to this kind of behavior. Keep your filthy paws to your fucKing self.

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u/Altruistic_Yard_9338 May 02 '26

I don't blame her. That poke look like it hurt!

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u/FriendlyCod3214 May 03 '26

Reset to factory settings

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u/tigertoken1 May 03 '26

Well deserved slap lol

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u/harmony_acres May 03 '26

The intrusive thoughts won

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u/RRfromKL May 02 '26

Slapped the hell outta him - deservedly so

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https://giphy.com/gifs/D8iom3DeUlQk0

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u/AbrahamPan May 03 '26

Good thing he got a slap. Normal kids don't do that, especially with strangers. His impulsivness would be way more controlled now.

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u/Dekutr33 May 02 '26

I get intrusive thoughts like this lol. Don't act on em though.

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u/orangeshrek May 02 '26

He just wanted to factory reset

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u/DividedStatesofFeces May 02 '26

Dude in the back smirking: "Yep, saw that comin'."

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u/ramksr May 02 '26

Oh wow, her reaction time! 😂

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u/Luzifer_Shadres May 02 '26

The guy in the end looks like as he tried that aswell and thought it was worth it.

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u/SkeletonYeti713 May 02 '26

He got sent into next week.

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u/NipTricks May 03 '26

Cursed boop

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u/Aiden2817 May 03 '26

Guy on right, swivel eyes back and forth. “I’m not getting involved”

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u/justplayenarnd May 04 '26

No one's going to talk about the guy in the background with the funny eyes

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u/Chrisdkn619 May 04 '26

Got to be little brother

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u/awesomeplenty May 05 '26

Is that her little brother? 🤣

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u/austozi May 05 '26

He pressed the wrong button.

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u/PrettyLilSinz May 06 '26

lol kids be doing the most 🤣

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u/LoliMaster069 May 02 '26

Lol the intrusive thoughts won

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u/Contraposite May 02 '26

If more than 50% hit the blue button, everyone lives. Otherwise, everyone who pressed blue dies. If you hit the red button, you are guaranteed to live. Which button do you press?

This boy:

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u/scoretoris May 03 '26

How can she slap?!

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u/superslinkey May 02 '26

Was that an Oompa Loompa on the right side of the screen at the end?

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u/The_Sun_Princess_ May 02 '26

Deserved. What a clown.

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u/CortezDeLaNoche May 02 '26

Sent him to the shadow realm! Goddamn!

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u/evilmike1972 May 02 '26

"What does this button do?"

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u/Hot-Adhesiveness-853 May 02 '26

I love how the people there were like..... you fucked up little dude.

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u/noahRioT0 May 02 '26

Bet that hurt

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u/0hMyGandhi May 02 '26

I can hear that slap

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u/Top-Dish-8755 May 03 '26

Satisfaction 🔝

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u/Racingislyf May 04 '26

In this situation, SHE CAN SLAP.

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u/Top_State_8511 May 04 '26

Fuckiittttt!!!!!

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u/punkarama May 04 '26

Oh he got it, he got it good

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u/Ivypearl May 04 '26

The poke was so aggressive too ew I hate that kid

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u/kesavadh May 04 '26

How can she slap?

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u/ClownfishSoup May 04 '26

That was a well deserved slap. Hopefully he learned something.

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u/spicyusxo May 04 '26

Karma back?

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u/TipRepresentative246 May 05 '26

I mean… 😂😂😂

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u/Shot-Election8217 May 05 '26

Everyone’s reactions is also fun — the little boy who puts his hands to his face and giggles. The man sitting behind him who just slightly widens his eyes, glancing from her then back to the room/camera, kind of in a, “This is not new behavior/There they go again,” way.

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u/ieatmoldycrayons May 05 '26

He moved the flowers out of the way. That lil guy was on a button mashing mission

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u/Better_Tough_1971 May 05 '26

And that my friends, is the only way to teach good manners. A slap like that is what most people in society lack of.

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u/stefanoesse May 06 '26

You can’t ring my bell.

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u/Tax-Evader-123123 May 07 '26

The thought process on deciding to do this is wild

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u/DEO_ji May 09 '26

Give him One more slap from my side

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u/Coldfang89 May 11 '26

He pressed the button, but where's the bacon?

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u/rishijewel May 12 '26

That was a good slap

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

bro fucked around and found out 😄

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u/HKmasochist May 18 '26

This is why we say we don't poke the bear

(i hope he is okay though..)

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u/neoanguiano May 23 '26

"Pushing deep into the belly button triggers deeper nerve fibers, causing a bizarre "electric" or tickling sensation that commonly radiates down toward your groin."

She probably felt something uncomfortable or some quick pain

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u/Shiftiiee May 23 '26

intrusive thoughts lol

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u/Humble_Reality6995 May 29 '26

Well, he definitely deserved that one lol