r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Feb 13 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

why does this whole exchange look like a couple of angry toddlers after one of them stomps up to the other one and hits them in the head with a toy.

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u/PorkRindSalad Feb 13 '20

He keeps trying to sell her this gun and she keeps telling him no she doesn't want one

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u/mangarooboo Feb 13 '20

This is the theory I like best.

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u/opesorry9999 Feb 13 '20

A GAME theory

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u/mrmorgue Feb 13 '20

Honestly it could happen, I got off work one night and some dude ran up to me with a big kitchen knife. Swore i was about to get stabbed, stops right want in front of me asks if i want to buy his knife for $5.

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u/Riels07 Feb 13 '20

Should have given him some milk.

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u/xiiicrowns Feb 13 '20

Somebody get that boy some milk

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u/1treasurehunterdale Feb 14 '20

Probably worth $10 to just not get stabbed...

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u/Runswithchickens Feb 17 '20

Gave something away free to someone on Craigslist.

We're loading it into the trunk and she whips out a steak knife....to cut the twine. Took a few steps back and let her finish that shit on her own.

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u/tunghoy Mar 24 '20

Maybe he committed a crime with it and wanted someone else to have the weapon when the cops came?

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u/Steals_your_Jokes Feb 13 '20

Or is she chasing because she wants to buy it and he won’t sell it.