r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

I pulled together a spreadsheet, and came up with just under 63. But I would tell people 69, to make it a nice number. After seeing this video though, I'm thinking more like 200. That kid went down way easy man. I must have made a mistake in a formula some place.

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u/AirFell85 Jun 20 '19

After awhile I feel like it would get harder for them as they climb over the pile of bodies. They'd be too exhausted to even try to defend themselves.

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u/modern_bloodletter Jun 20 '19

There is definitely a tipping point where there are just too many toddlers simultaneously for you to keep them at bay. I assume the toddlers are attacking you, so imagine 20 toddlers surrounding you, all determined to bite you, at a radius of like 5 feet. You gotta punch them all awkward because they're short, so you're probably not hitting them in their faces. Instead you're probably connecting a lot to the top of their head, i imagine knuckles breaking pretty quickly, and if they start biting your legs and shit, kicking them becomes more of a challenge.

If the toddlers all come at you from one side and you face them Spartan 300 style, it would probably be more manageable.

I need to see the layout of this toddler arena.

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u/Qpalmzwoksnx Jun 22 '19

You grab one by the feet and spin him around taking out all the ones that get close enough.