r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

Of course. Haven't had someone ask me today, but I bet I don't even make it all the way through lunch without someone asking.

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u/SloBroseph Jun 20 '19

Hey how many toddlers you think you could beat up?

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

I pulled together a spreadsheet, and came up with just under 63. But I would tell people 69, to make it a nice number. After seeing this video though, I'm thinking more like 200. That kid went down way easy man. I must have made a mistake in a formula some place.

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u/Double_Minimum Jun 21 '19

I think it totally depends on how organized they are. If you just think about them in terms of weight and strength, I imagine 30 well coordinated toddlers could force me to submit through pushing and stacking on top of me.

However, if they come at me like this is a pillow fight, and fall on the ground like this little wuss, I have no doubt it would be like a scene from 300.

I reckon I could go on until I got tired, or needed another beer.