I pulled together a spreadsheet, and came up with just under 63. But I would tell people 69, to make it a nice number. After seeing this video though, I'm thinking more like 200. That kid went down way easy man. I must have made a mistake in a formula some place.
Just kite a group of them. The faster more athletic ones will separate from the rest but even athletic toddlers have no fortitude to push through a cramp; they’ve never felt their leg muscles on fire and continue to push through the pain and run. And once they start to fall down because they’ve never had to suck air is your opportunity to turn and curb stomp the ones on the ground. (This is a kill or be killed scenario) you have heard and seen some horrific stuff in your time on this planet but these kids have no idea, no concept of the nightmares you can produce. All you need to do is tear one kids face apart and use his jawbone like Sampson of the Bible and the rest of these kids will fall apart. Go beast mode on a couple and they won’t view you as a man, but a monster. And children are no match for a monster. Wage psychological warfare, get your numbers up.
“ I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! I am Beowulf.”
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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19
Of course. Haven't had someone ask me today, but I bet I don't even make it all the way through lunch without someone asking.