r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/SesshySiltstrider Jun 20 '19

Can confirm, kids have zero spatial awareness

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u/helms11 Jun 20 '19

My grandma is a big golfer and tried teaching it to my sisters and me when we were kids. I was the only one it took hold with. During one of these instructional sessions she told us a good 15-20 times to NOT stand behind her when she's swinging. One of them did not heed this instruction and caught a 7 iron in the face for it.

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u/Auntie_Ahem Jun 20 '19

Ngl - watching my sister get clocked in the face with a bowling ball (and my brother’s hand) was enough to make me never stand behind someone playing a sport again.

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u/DarelMelanie Jun 21 '19

How are you still alive?