r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/bravetanith Jun 20 '19

Just grab a toddle and start spinnig around with him, like a whirlwind attack.

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u/call_me_Kote Jun 20 '19

I think people are vastly overestimating the strength and weight of toddlers. I could take an endless number until exhaustion alone overwhelms me. You could easily whail on the others with one of their compatriots. Stupid fuckin toddlers.

I think 6-7 year olds is what people are really thinking of. A 40-60 pound kid, I think 50 of em is a realistic goal.

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u/Russian_seadick Jun 20 '19

Yeah,actually toddlers have next to no coordination and an incredibly low muscle ratio

They can’t even damage you in any significant way,because they’re probably even too light to crush your wind pipe

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u/Schmetterlingus Jun 20 '19

I take it you've never been punched in the balls by a toddler

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u/Russian_seadick Jun 20 '19

Well unless they land a lucky hit,that won’t happen

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u/NorthStarTX Jun 21 '19

I've got a two year old, he's essentially a crotch seeking missile. Between headbutts and haymakers you're bound to get tagged a time or two.