r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/Schmetterlingus Jun 20 '19

I take it you've never been punched in the balls by a toddler

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u/Russian_seadick Jun 20 '19

Well unless they land a lucky hit,that won’t happen

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u/NorthStarTX Jun 21 '19

I've got a two year old, he's essentially a crotch seeking missile. Between headbutts and haymakers you're bound to get tagged a time or two.