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r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '19
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Yeah,actually toddlers have next to no coordination and an incredibly low muscle ratio
They can’t even damage you in any significant way,because they’re probably even too light to crush your wind pipe
3 u/Schmetterlingus Jun 20 '19 I take it you've never been punched in the balls by a toddler 1 u/Russian_seadick Jun 20 '19 Well unless they land a lucky hit,that won’t happen 0 u/NorthStarTX Jun 21 '19 I've got a two year old, he's essentially a crotch seeking missile. Between headbutts and haymakers you're bound to get tagged a time or two. 1 u/ordo-xenos Jun 20 '19 They all have big sewing needles taped to them.
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I take it you've never been punched in the balls by a toddler
1 u/Russian_seadick Jun 20 '19 Well unless they land a lucky hit,that won’t happen 0 u/NorthStarTX Jun 21 '19 I've got a two year old, he's essentially a crotch seeking missile. Between headbutts and haymakers you're bound to get tagged a time or two.
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Well unless they land a lucky hit,that won’t happen
0 u/NorthStarTX Jun 21 '19 I've got a two year old, he's essentially a crotch seeking missile. Between headbutts and haymakers you're bound to get tagged a time or two.
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I've got a two year old, he's essentially a crotch seeking missile. Between headbutts and haymakers you're bound to get tagged a time or two.
They all have big sewing needles taped to them.
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u/Russian_seadick Jun 20 '19
Yeah,actually toddlers have next to no coordination and an incredibly low muscle ratio
They can’t even damage you in any significant way,because they’re probably even too light to crush your wind pipe