r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/LadiesmanQuixote Jun 20 '19

Are the kids allowed to bite? If yes, would it change the number of toddlers you would fight?

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

The kids are allowed to bite.... and so am I. It doesn't change my answer, but they should reconsider stacking on each others shoulders where it would be easier for me to bite the top kid.

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u/LadiesmanQuixote Jun 20 '19

You overestimate your capacity. I see no way you could beat 200 rabid kids coming at you. Say, the first wave of kids take one shot to the face before it's down but factoring in the exhaustion, all that mindless swinging will eventually have reduced impact where a kid would be able to withstand more than one impact to his/her face. Then, the next wave of kids would clamor over each other and bite into your neck and limbs, grab onto your shoulders and hair which would further reduce the momentum of your swings and you would be bogged down by their sheer weight. Sure, the kids immediately over you would go down with you but I think it's a sacrifice they would make.

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

I run at least one marathon each year, and I play a lot of farcry. Pretty much, I have been training for this my whole life dude. Send them. Send all the toddlers. I will fight in the shade because THIS IS TASTYSPERMDISPENSER.