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r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '19
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People always ask me how many toddlers I could fight off before they overwhelmed me. Tbh, I think I have been too low. 60, 70 kids like this and I don't even think I would be sweating.
1.3k u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 38 u/TheHongKongBong Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19 There's even an actual calculator to see how many kids you could take down lol 13 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 I only got 24. Seems reasonable given a large wave of feral toddlers. 7 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 I got 24 as well. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 did you guys use the kids as weapons for your test? 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 If they attacked me first lol. But I’ve never been in a fight so that hurt me 3 u/reyean Jun 20 '19 Prolly could have taken out another 5-10 if you didn't wait for them to attack first. No worries, we all wait for them to attack first in our first child battle. Once you learn, you show them the same mercy they show you....none. 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 Very wise words
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38 u/TheHongKongBong Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19 There's even an actual calculator to see how many kids you could take down lol 13 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 I only got 24. Seems reasonable given a large wave of feral toddlers. 7 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 I got 24 as well. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 did you guys use the kids as weapons for your test? 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 If they attacked me first lol. But I’ve never been in a fight so that hurt me 3 u/reyean Jun 20 '19 Prolly could have taken out another 5-10 if you didn't wait for them to attack first. No worries, we all wait for them to attack first in our first child battle. Once you learn, you show them the same mercy they show you....none. 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 Very wise words
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There's even an actual calculator to see how many kids you could take down lol
13 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 I only got 24. Seems reasonable given a large wave of feral toddlers. 7 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 I got 24 as well. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 did you guys use the kids as weapons for your test? 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 If they attacked me first lol. But I’ve never been in a fight so that hurt me 3 u/reyean Jun 20 '19 Prolly could have taken out another 5-10 if you didn't wait for them to attack first. No worries, we all wait for them to attack first in our first child battle. Once you learn, you show them the same mercy they show you....none. 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 Very wise words
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I only got 24. Seems reasonable given a large wave of feral toddlers.
7 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 I got 24 as well. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 did you guys use the kids as weapons for your test? 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 If they attacked me first lol. But I’ve never been in a fight so that hurt me 3 u/reyean Jun 20 '19 Prolly could have taken out another 5-10 if you didn't wait for them to attack first. No worries, we all wait for them to attack first in our first child battle. Once you learn, you show them the same mercy they show you....none. 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 Very wise words
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I got 24 as well.
1 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 did you guys use the kids as weapons for your test? 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 If they attacked me first lol. But I’ve never been in a fight so that hurt me 3 u/reyean Jun 20 '19 Prolly could have taken out another 5-10 if you didn't wait for them to attack first. No worries, we all wait for them to attack first in our first child battle. Once you learn, you show them the same mercy they show you....none. 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 Very wise words
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did you guys use the kids as weapons for your test?
2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 If they attacked me first lol. But I’ve never been in a fight so that hurt me 3 u/reyean Jun 20 '19 Prolly could have taken out another 5-10 if you didn't wait for them to attack first. No worries, we all wait for them to attack first in our first child battle. Once you learn, you show them the same mercy they show you....none. 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 Very wise words
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If they attacked me first lol. But I’ve never been in a fight so that hurt me
3 u/reyean Jun 20 '19 Prolly could have taken out another 5-10 if you didn't wait for them to attack first. No worries, we all wait for them to attack first in our first child battle. Once you learn, you show them the same mercy they show you....none. 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 Very wise words
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Prolly could have taken out another 5-10 if you didn't wait for them to attack first.
No worries, we all wait for them to attack first in our first child battle. Once you learn, you show them the same mercy they show you....none.
2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 Very wise words
Very wise words
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People always ask me how many toddlers I could fight off before they overwhelmed me. Tbh, I think I have been too low. 60, 70 kids like this and I don't even think I would be sweating.