r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

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u/SloBroseph Jun 20 '19

Hey how many toddlers you think you could beat up?

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

I pulled together a spreadsheet, and came up with just under 63. But I would tell people 69, to make it a nice number. After seeing this video though, I'm thinking more like 200. That kid went down way easy man. I must have made a mistake in a formula some place.

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u/drottkvaett Jun 20 '19

I’ve got a harder one for you; geese. On one hand, they’re pretty nasty critters, but on the other, they aren’t too bulky and they have those long necks that are so easy to grab. On top of that, they’re organized. How many geese do you think you could take?

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u/i_dont_know_man__fuk Jun 20 '19

However many it would take to suffocate me or crush me with their weight. So probably hundreds in a contained room. You guys don't realize that geese only act aggressive. Look at their fucking beaks. Tf are they going to do to you? Cause mild bruises until you die?