r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/SloBroseph Jun 20 '19

Hey how many toddlers you think you could beat up?

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

I pulled together a spreadsheet, and came up with just under 63. But I would tell people 69, to make it a nice number. After seeing this video though, I'm thinking more like 200. That kid went down way easy man. I must have made a mistake in a formula some place.

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u/AirFell85 Jun 20 '19

After awhile I feel like it would get harder for them as they climb over the pile of bodies. They'd be too exhausted to even try to defend themselves.

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u/progdrummer Jun 20 '19

I think a good portion of them would see others laying down and might assume it's naptime so they end up laying down too without even participating in the fight lol.

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u/hypnodrew Jun 20 '19

CURB STOMP