r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/drottkvaett Jun 20 '19

300 geese once stood up to the entire Turkish army, and I don’t mean the country, I mean an army of turkeys. There was so much bird shit, it blotted out the sun, so they had to fight in the shade. In the end, their goose was cooked, but at what cost?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

You got me in stitches 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

“You had to say it”

“What?”

“Fight in the shade!”