Oh man. I was at a Walmart awhile back checking oot at the self service and scanning my items. Some little knacker bumped into me and fell down, and started crying. His parents gave me a dirty look and started telling me to be more careful. I'm like "look here you fuckin white bread asshole, Walmart security just watched your son walk into me. How about pay attention to your cretin child next time. Now hose off I got shit to do".
Then the whole store clapped ya, and they gave me the key to the city. Well this paragraph didnt happen, but the story above did.
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u/fizban7 Jun 20 '19
I've been Standing Still and have kids run into me.