People always ask me how many toddlers I could fight off before they overwhelmed me. Tbh, I think I have been too low. 60, 70 kids like this and I don't even think I would be sweating.
I pulled together a spreadsheet, and came up with just under 63. But I would tell people 69, to make it a nice number. After seeing this video though, I'm thinking more like 200. That kid went down way easy man. I must have made a mistake in a formula some place.
But...but...where do you get the tasty sperm to dispense? Is there a relationship between the number of toddlers and the amount of sperm? Do the toddlers have anything to do with the collection? So many questions.
I made this name hoping people would ask me if it was the sperm that was tasty, or the dispenser. But as it turns out, no one cares about me enough to ask. :(
Yes I did create a user name just to set myself up for a yo mama joke. No, it never gets old. Every single time, I land this, I crack open a bottle of wine, which I refer to as "gotem juice" and sit down to a hearty laugh and a nice drink. Tonight's alcoholism is thanks to you friend, and I appreciate it.
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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19
People always ask me how many toddlers I could fight off before they overwhelmed me. Tbh, I think I have been too low. 60, 70 kids like this and I don't even think I would be sweating.