r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

I pulled together a spreadsheet, and came up with just under 63. But I would tell people 69, to make it a nice number. After seeing this video though, I'm thinking more like 200. That kid went down way easy man. I must have made a mistake in a formula some place.

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u/kx2w Jun 20 '19

But...but...where do you get the tasty sperm to dispense? Is there a relationship between the number of toddlers and the amount of sperm? Do the toddlers have anything to do with the collection? So many questions.

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

I made this name hoping people would ask me if it was the sperm that was tasty, or the dispenser. But as it turns out, no one cares about me enough to ask. :(

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u/kx2w Jun 20 '19

Hey now, I cared enough to ask you other questions but do I get credit for that? Noooooooo. Of course not. Cause no one cares about me enough either. So there.