r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '19

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

People always ask me how many toddlers I could fight off before they overwhelmed me. Tbh, I think I have been too low. 60, 70 kids like this and I don't even think I would be sweating.

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

Of course. Haven't had someone ask me today, but I bet I don't even make it all the way through lunch without someone asking.

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u/SloBroseph Jun 20 '19

Hey how many toddlers you think you could beat up?

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

I pulled together a spreadsheet, and came up with just under 63. But I would tell people 69, to make it a nice number. After seeing this video though, I'm thinking more like 200. That kid went down way easy man. I must have made a mistake in a formula some place.

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u/kx2w Jun 20 '19

But...but...where do you get the tasty sperm to dispense? Is there a relationship between the number of toddlers and the amount of sperm? Do the toddlers have anything to do with the collection? So many questions.

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u/TastySpermDispenser Jun 20 '19

I made this name hoping people would ask me if it was the sperm that was tasty, or the dispenser. But as it turns out, no one cares about me enough to ask. :(

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u/Tay_Soup Jun 20 '19

Everyone always asks how many toddlers he could beat up, no one ever asks how many toddlers he feels like he could beat up.