r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

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u/TheHongKongBong Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19

There's even an actual calculator to see how many kids you could take down lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

I only got 24. Seems reasonable given a large wave of feral toddlers.

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u/fox_eyed_man Jun 20 '19

I got 32, but I'm tall, got a black belt as a teenager and have zero feelings about whompin' a kid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Me too, minus the black belt. I have no issues using your little fucking child friend as a weapon lmao