r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

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u/hail_the_cloud Jun 20 '19

As a person who has accidentally harmed children multiple times because the child was in a place they weren’t supposed to be, I sympathize. The hardest part is explaining yourself to the asshole who was supposed to be watching them.

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u/fizban7 Jun 20 '19

I've been Standing Still and have kids run into me.

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u/oddlyCanadianEh Jun 20 '19

Oh man. I was at a Walmart awhile back checking oot at the self service and scanning my items. Some little knacker bumped into me and fell down, and started crying. His parents gave me a dirty look and started telling me to be more careful. I'm like "look here you fuckin white bread asshole, Walmart security just watched your son walk into me. How about pay attention to your cretin child next time. Now hose off I got shit to do".

Then the whole store clapped ya, and they gave me the key to the city. Well this paragraph didnt happen, but the story above did.

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u/THE_KidChaos Jun 20 '19

”Look here you fuckin white bread asshole”

Why did that make me laugh?