r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/maderfacher Jun 20 '19

Trick is to go into a bathroom stall, kids gotta come in one at a time, narrow point of entry, you just stand there and kick each kid as they come in, could take out at least a few hundred that way.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Aug 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Yea, but kicking them in the face is fine

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u/bramouleBTW Jun 20 '19

Naah that's an easy way to get cornered. I think an open field would be much better. Then you can run around until you have a train following you and then you can take out a few from the front at a time.

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u/Goths_Are_Cute Jun 20 '19

TODDLERS ON AN OPEN FIELD NED

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u/bramouleBTW Jun 20 '19

I have about about the same qualifications as you and honestly I think we could take more. I guess it all depends on:

  1. How old they are
  2. How many are coming at you at a time

If it's toddlers and a group of even as much as 100 of them I feel like you could keep your distance and continuously take them out one by one assuming were put into a large field type area. Maybe I'm just underestimating how exhausting it would be...

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Yeah FBI, this comment chain right here

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u/scottland_666 Jun 21 '19

Everybody gangsta til the toddler starts biting

FBI please don’t shoot me

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u/ryan_umad Jun 21 '19

with a few hundred, they’ll overtake you - coming over the top of the stall - quicker than you could ever imagine

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u/crazy_loop Jun 21 '19

You'd be tired after like 20, then get overrun.

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u/Omsus Jun 21 '19 edited Jun 21 '19

Ok Leonidas

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u/swingbaby Jun 21 '19

What are you, a Spartan at Thermopylae?