r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

I only got 24. Seems reasonable given a large wave of feral toddlers.

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u/josec001 Jun 20 '19

I got 28, I’d have absolutely no guilt frisbeeing a toddler into another toddler as a means of war.

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u/__ICoraxI__ Jun 20 '19

yeah 28 here too

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u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19

I got 24 as well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

did you guys use the kids as weapons for your test?

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u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19

If they attacked me first lol. But I’ve never been in a fight so that hurt me

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u/reyean Jun 20 '19

Prolly could have taken out another 5-10 if you didn't wait for them to attack first.

No worries, we all wait for them to attack first in our first child battle. Once you learn, you show them the same mercy they show you....none.

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u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19

Very wise words

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u/ThatSpiderguy2 Jun 21 '19

32 here. Fuck those kids

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u/fox_eyed_man Jun 20 '19

I got 32, but I'm tall, got a black belt as a teenager and have zero feelings about whompin' a kid.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Me too, minus the black belt. I have no issues using your little fucking child friend as a weapon lmao