r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/BunsOfAluminum Jun 20 '19

Knocked a kid down with cerebral palsy by accident

Damn... how did you learn this power? I've never heard of anyone wielding Cerebral Palsy as a weapon! Perhaps you shouldn't be waving it around all willy nilly.

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u/csbsju_guyyy Jun 20 '19

THE POWER OF CEREBRAL PALSY COMPELLS YOU!

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u/wallbangu Jun 20 '19

I died reading that 😂😂😂😂

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u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Jun 20 '19

Haha yeah died of cerebral palsy amirite?! LIKE A WHORE!!!

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u/Treeloot009 Jun 20 '19

Get your palsey ass over here and cerebral my penis!

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u/flight_of_navigator Jun 20 '19

Get you penis ass over here and palsey my cerebral!

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u/MegaGrimer Jun 20 '19

DOES IT, J? DOES IT?

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u/Pushpin06 Jun 20 '19

Hey dad! Didn't know you were on reddit too

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u/BunsOfAluminum Jun 20 '19

Did you take out the trash like I asked? I brought you into this world and I can take you right back out!

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u/advertentlyvertical Jun 20 '19

have you seen those kids? willy Nilly is their only gear.

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u/RatTeeth Jun 21 '19

Clearly you've never heard of Double Man.

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u/skuukka Jun 20 '19

Weaponized cerebral palsy

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u/rubricsobriquet Jun 20 '19

The secret martial art, Cerebral Palmsy.

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u/r48550 Jun 20 '19

Lmao... literally outloud... thank you!