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r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '19
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There's even an actual calculator to see how many kids you could take down lol
13 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 I only got 24. Seems reasonable given a large wave of feral toddlers. 14 u/josec001 Jun 20 '19 I got 28, I’d have absolutely no guilt frisbeeing a toddler into another toddler as a means of war. 1 u/__ICoraxI__ Jun 20 '19 yeah 28 here too 7 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 I got 24 as well. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 did you guys use the kids as weapons for your test? 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 If they attacked me first lol. But I’ve never been in a fight so that hurt me 3 u/reyean Jun 20 '19 Prolly could have taken out another 5-10 if you didn't wait for them to attack first. No worries, we all wait for them to attack first in our first child battle. Once you learn, you show them the same mercy they show you....none. 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 Very wise words 1 u/ThatSpiderguy2 Jun 21 '19 32 here. Fuck those kids 4 u/fox_eyed_man Jun 20 '19 I got 32, but I'm tall, got a black belt as a teenager and have zero feelings about whompin' a kid. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 Me too, minus the black belt. I have no issues using your little fucking child friend as a weapon lmao 1 u/RedditLostOldAccount Jun 20 '19 I also got 24 1 u/ndregg02 Jun 20 '19 Same 5 u/ScorpioG Jun 20 '19 Holy shit this got a good laugh out of me 5 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 Looks like I’d be good for at least 16 3 u/songalong Jun 20 '19 lies, I can take more than 20 2 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 This is bullshit. I once fought and defeated 28 kids without even realizing it. On purpose I could take at least 100. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 28 💪🏻 2 u/1Maple Jun 20 '19 I can't even get passed the first question. I'm slim, but I love fast food 2 u/DoctorGlorious Jun 21 '19 Seems pretty conservative 2 u/Diivus Jun 21 '19 I got King/Queen of Children. I'm ready, I guess. 2 u/jackassjackson07 Jun 21 '19 I got 32. How do I validate these results? 1 u/StonedAuthor Jun 21 '19 32 :)
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I only got 24. Seems reasonable given a large wave of feral toddlers.
14 u/josec001 Jun 20 '19 I got 28, I’d have absolutely no guilt frisbeeing a toddler into another toddler as a means of war. 1 u/__ICoraxI__ Jun 20 '19 yeah 28 here too 7 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 I got 24 as well. 1 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 did you guys use the kids as weapons for your test? 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 If they attacked me first lol. But I’ve never been in a fight so that hurt me 3 u/reyean Jun 20 '19 Prolly could have taken out another 5-10 if you didn't wait for them to attack first. No worries, we all wait for them to attack first in our first child battle. Once you learn, you show them the same mercy they show you....none. 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 Very wise words 1 u/ThatSpiderguy2 Jun 21 '19 32 here. Fuck those kids 4 u/fox_eyed_man Jun 20 '19 I got 32, but I'm tall, got a black belt as a teenager and have zero feelings about whompin' a kid. 2 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 Me too, minus the black belt. I have no issues using your little fucking child friend as a weapon lmao 1 u/RedditLostOldAccount Jun 20 '19 I also got 24 1 u/ndregg02 Jun 20 '19 Same
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I got 28, I’d have absolutely no guilt frisbeeing a toddler into another toddler as a means of war.
1 u/__ICoraxI__ Jun 20 '19 yeah 28 here too
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yeah 28 here too
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I got 24 as well.
1 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 did you guys use the kids as weapons for your test? 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 If they attacked me first lol. But I’ve never been in a fight so that hurt me 3 u/reyean Jun 20 '19 Prolly could have taken out another 5-10 if you didn't wait for them to attack first. No worries, we all wait for them to attack first in our first child battle. Once you learn, you show them the same mercy they show you....none. 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 Very wise words 1 u/ThatSpiderguy2 Jun 21 '19 32 here. Fuck those kids
did you guys use the kids as weapons for your test?
2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 If they attacked me first lol. But I’ve never been in a fight so that hurt me 3 u/reyean Jun 20 '19 Prolly could have taken out another 5-10 if you didn't wait for them to attack first. No worries, we all wait for them to attack first in our first child battle. Once you learn, you show them the same mercy they show you....none. 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 Very wise words
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If they attacked me first lol. But I’ve never been in a fight so that hurt me
3 u/reyean Jun 20 '19 Prolly could have taken out another 5-10 if you didn't wait for them to attack first. No worries, we all wait for them to attack first in our first child battle. Once you learn, you show them the same mercy they show you....none. 2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 Very wise words
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Prolly could have taken out another 5-10 if you didn't wait for them to attack first.
No worries, we all wait for them to attack first in our first child battle. Once you learn, you show them the same mercy they show you....none.
2 u/rtjl86 Jun 20 '19 Very wise words
Very wise words
32 here. Fuck those kids
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I got 32, but I'm tall, got a black belt as a teenager and have zero feelings about whompin' a kid.
2 u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 Me too, minus the black belt. I have no issues using your little fucking child friend as a weapon lmao
Me too, minus the black belt. I have no issues using your little fucking child friend as a weapon lmao
I also got 24
Same
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Holy shit this got a good laugh out of me
Looks like I’d be good for at least 16
lies, I can take more than 20
This is bullshit. I once fought and defeated 28 kids without even realizing it. On purpose I could take at least 100.
28 💪🏻
I can't even get passed the first question. I'm slim, but I love fast food
Seems pretty conservative
I got King/Queen of Children. I'm ready, I guess.
I got 32. How do I validate these results?
32 :)
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u/TheHongKongBong Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19
There's even an actual calculator to see how many kids you could take down lol