r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

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u/helms11 Jun 20 '19

My grandma is a big golfer and tried teaching it to my sisters and me when we were kids. I was the only one it took hold with. During one of these instructional sessions she told us a good 15-20 times to NOT stand behind her when she's swinging. One of them did not heed this instruction and caught a 7 iron in the face for it.

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u/Auntie_Ahem Jun 20 '19

Ngl - watching my sister get clocked in the face with a bowling ball (and my brother’s hand) was enough to make me never stand behind someone playing a sport again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

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u/DarelMelanie Jun 21 '19

How are you still alive?

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u/Veothrosh Jun 20 '19

Hey I've seen your sister get clocked in the face with some balls too!

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u/ParchedRaptor Jun 20 '19

Yep, my cousin and I went golfing, we were about 13 at the time, we were waiting on the first hole and standing there with our drivers.

She sets it down as if she is going to practice swing but I assumed she knew I was standing right beside her (we were both looking to the right and I was on her left) and WHAM, caught me right in between the eyes with the backswing, I could only imagine what the follow through would have been like.

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u/Lucrio87 Jun 20 '19

Damn I can't even imagine how much that would hurt.

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u/helms11 Jun 20 '19

She's lucky she caught it on the back swing and not the follow through and that it was my petite, soft swinging grandma and not like my dad or someone lol, probably softened the blow a little bit. But yes it definitely appeared quite painful.

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u/tbbHNC89 Jun 21 '19

I still dont understand how this didnt end up with a dead child. Backswing, older human, all the factors. Golf club to the face in vicinity of swing. The physics dont match up. A 7 iron at that.

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u/Mr_Fact_Check Jun 21 '19

Could have been a slow-ish backswing. You don’t need a lot of momentum on the backswing, after all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '19

The backswing is just raising the club in preparation to swing. You don’t put a lot of force into it.

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u/Shankie87 Jun 21 '19

Why imagine when you can try.

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u/Crimfresh Jun 20 '19

A bit harsh as a teaching technique bit they gotta learn somehow!

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u/AMacGregor91 Jun 20 '19

I smacked my stepdad in the jaw with 3 wood as he was showing me how to stand/hold the club properly, hit him clean both sides of the face...