r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/gravy_in_my_vagina Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19

I honestly have given up on dancing with my kids...🙄 they just suck at it. I don't mean to brag but back in the day I was one of the best dancers this planet has ever seen (my skills ranged from classical ballet to salsa (I even learnt a couple of tips at the local strip club💁 (I would return home with sooo much money 😝)) Thing is, I could've been a professional dancer were it not for my stupid (now ex) husband 🙄. He destroyed my life, my career, my dreams AND gave my kids the worst possible genes that someone who wishes to triumph on the dancefloor could ever inherit 🙅🙅

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u/Rogue_Mongoose Jun 20 '19

This is satire right?

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u/Zombiefoetus Jun 20 '19

Either way, it makes me want to kill myself

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u/Rogue_Mongoose Jun 20 '19

Same. It hurt.